Aamena Hussain

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Yeh jo logon ne month wise 'dump'ing shuru krdi hai,
Khud ko dilasa dila rhe na ki tumhari life badi happening hai?
#Instagram

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I used to empty my email inbox once a month. Used to have more than 500 emails by then.

One day I decided to unsubscribe from everything.
Took me nearly 30-40 mins altogether.
Now I receive <500 emails per YEAR!

Its just me showing off my reduced digital footprint and work.

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So Hotstar got the Ambani wedding streaming rights...
Which makes me remember...
Where is the ViKat wedding video at Amazon Prime???
@DisneyPlusHS @PrimeVideoIN

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I just brewed myself a cup of tea and the moment I sat on my sofa, tada, light gol.

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5 years?????????? Seriously???
#MyXAnniversary

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Never in my imagination, I thought that Cricket's scoring system could be this confusing for Americans😂😂

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And some people will still say that !sre@l is doing the right thing.
#RafahOnFıre

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I sharpened a pencil after 3 years today...
Iss nostalgia ko kya naam doon?

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On my flight back from Muscat, you know what happened when flight landed?
NO ONE GOT UP UNTILL IT WAS ANNOUNCED!!!!

Did the people not know that the flight has landed?
Were EVERYONE sleeping?
Or is really Doomsday that close?

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What's friendship?
When one starts getting all the pregnancy and child care tips while it is the other one who's pregnant 😛

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One moment I am about to die of hunger, and after 1 bite I am full. HOW!?
#pregnancy

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A 13 y/o just posted:
'I miss those days when my smile was real'.
Yeh zindagi dekhega toh muskurana na band krde😂

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Is everyone in London or Banglore rn?????

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You talk about random playlists but I bet you never heard 'Meri zindagi se jaane ka kya loge tum' and 'jo tum na ho' one after the other.

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Nobody appreciated Om for remembering every detail of Shantipriyas's costumes and outfits!

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Nowadays,
Consuming alcohol, smoking, casual hookups, clubbing, immodest clothing, etc are considered as 'Cool'...
But
Studying hard (in college), eating healthy, settling with 'the one', having dinners with parents, working ass off, isn't.

Which idiot is making the rules??

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If you are the person who wears a kajal every day and then decides to not wear it for even a single say... don't blame people for asking if you are sick.

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Why can't tasty food be quick AND healthy?
If its quick, it isn't healthy.
If its healthy, it isn't quick.
If it is BOTH healthy and quick.. IT ISN'T TASTY.

I AM FRUSTRATED.

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I thought it was basic to know that the male deer has antlers and the female does not.
Guess I was wrong

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I saw this pretty dress on an influencer. Clicked on the @ they mentioned. Stalked that label for a while.
Thought to myself 'Why do I need it?' And went back to scrolling memes only to find 100s of sponsored ads of suits and dresses.

Now I am buying one.

That's how ads work.

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It's crazy how 29th Feb (leap year) was a big deal when we were young! Now it's just an extra Sunday.