NOONER DERS

13 ACT score. GED holder. Costco executive member. 2025 Fantasy football/baseball champ. 2026 fantasy football champ

[MLB @MLB]

Alec Burleson: absolutely electric ⚡️

#OpeningDay

[Rob Reinhart @RealRobReinhart]

Team USA captain Auston Matthews on what he told the team during the pre-OT intermission:

“They’re telling us we’re bad people because of our government or whatever…that isn’t us at all. Their last prime minister did blackface, divorced his wife, and then started banging Katy Perry…who can’t sell tickets to her shows anymore. Their biggest star [Drake] is a certified pedophile. So you tell me who’s in worse shape. Let’s go out there and remind them who we really are.”

[NOONER DERS @masDERSplinter]

My GOAT

[Ilyaz @AomineReborn]

The haters lost man this is the greatest white boy of the 21st Century

[🍥 @fuckchrisilitch]

lets talk about the extracurricular stuff from kareem hunt and rashee rice pat

[Liam Blutman @Blutman27]

Ahmad Hardy playa

[Western Lensman @WesternLensman]

The despicable ghouls at MSNBC immediately attack Charlie Kirk in wake of shooting — Matthew Dowd blames Kirk's pushing “hate speech” as reason he was shot:

"I always go back to hateful thoughts, lead to hateful words, which then lead to hateful actions."

“You can't stop with these sort of awful thoughts you have and then saying these awful words and not expect awful actions to take place."

Un freaking real.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Good Old Fashioned Hate: A Mizzou Fan Had A Chance To Kick A 45-Yard FG For $25,000, Decided To Boot The Ball Directly At The Kansas Sidelines With ‘Fuck KU’ Painted On His Chest https://t.co/vPDOs11Skr

[greg @greg16676935420]

Taylor Swift going down the aisle at her wedding

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

“Jelly Roll” “Savannah Bananas” “Pat McAfee”

[Alexander Newman @AlexNewman55]

Huge news for braindead chicks and the unemployed

[Andrew Wang @andrew_wang7]

Man the Cardinals have really struggled to develop good hitters.

*develops a good hitter*

Should the Cardinals TRADE HIM??? 🤔

[NOONER DERS @masDERSplinter]

Nothing beat getting home from school and watching @AroundtheHorn followed up by Pardon The Interruption. Sad times

[Around the Horn @AroundtheHorn]

Final time Around the Horn. 5pm ET on ESPN🔇

[NOONER DERS @masDERSplinter]

This is actually so cringe and lame

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

I don’t know what’s crazier — the Globetrotter move or the ump’s front flip out call.

[NOONER DERS @masDERSplinter]

Honest to God, this might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

[Dan Clark @DanClarkSports]

This is brutal to watch. Love the passion he has, though. Love seeing how much he cares. He's just a kid (23) and this rough start will, in time, only help him as an athlete and as a human. He will overcome this adversity and silence his haters. #LetsGoDodgers

[OSINTdefender @sentdefender]

U.S. President Donald J. Trump and Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth have awarded Boeing the $20 billion contact for the Next Generation Air Dominance (NGAD) Program, to fully develop and produce a sixth-generation replacement for the U.S. Air Force’s F-22 “Raptor” Stealth Fighter, beating out the other finalist defense manufacturer, Lockheed Martin.

[NOONER DERS @masDERSplinter]

@JustinTrudeau

[Taylor Lewan @TaylorLewan77]

A friendly reminder for our brothers and sisters up north.

🇺🇸🇺🇸

[NOONER DERS @masDERSplinter]

Funny how they don’t show Taylor Swift when the chiefs are getting bent over

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Josh Allen getting choked up as kids from Oishei Children’s Hospital congratulate him on winning MVP is everything.

What a video this is. 🥹

(🎥 @BuffaloBills)