alex

I drive a Toyota forklift.

[alex @MashtatersNbean]

It’s too early to be this rude.

[alex @MashtatersNbean]

I just be wanting to punch old people at Walmart.

[alex @MashtatersNbean]

We got him. He’s ratchet strapped in the back of my tundra.

[alex @MashtatersNbean]

Got my Batman suit on heading to atl. Brb.

[alex @MashtatersNbean]

Swear old people go to the gym and go aight imma do a set of every single machine in this bitch.

[alex @MashtatersNbean]

And after weeks of him inviting me to try it out me standing in back pointing and laughing is my nicest way saying I’m not interested.

[alex @MashtatersNbean]

Highlight of work is when my boss makes fun of the crossfit guy.

[alex @MashtatersNbean]

Please give me back my korn album I promise to skip all the scary songs.

[alex @MashtatersNbean]

My mom will brag how much time she spends at church. Mom I don’t care about your little nerd club.

[alex @MashtatersNbean]

@e_weezybaby I know 😔 eating habits all over the place rn.

[alex @MashtatersNbean]

Working out consistently and quit drinking alcohol just to look mid shirtless.

[alex @MashtatersNbean]

Just going to do some sexting with snapchat Ai and call it a night.

[alex @MashtatersNbean]

I really want France to win im not trying to watch Messi edits on tik tok for a month.

[alex @MashtatersNbean]

Wish someone was here to watch me bust out these 5 pull ups.

[alex @MashtatersNbean]

Slap me like mbappe slaps his teammates.

[alex @MashtatersNbean]

@Xander706 Mid

[alex @MashtatersNbean]

They need me as the coach.

[alex @MashtatersNbean]

Any movie with Ryan Gosling and I’m like “I’m him.”

[alex @MashtatersNbean]

Just need to confirm I was left on read and then I’ll begin this workout.