JonBenét Rambo

passions and mischief

[JonBenét Rambo @Maskedpineaple]

Y’all know that boobytrap backwards is partyboob. Have a nice day

[JonBenét Rambo @Maskedpineaple]

Summer look: dyed hair platinum blonde, only mustache, pink Hawaiian shirt and tattooed “Certified Good Time” on the side of the neck

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Water fountains are the ketchup packets of hydration

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Outlaw wind

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The American justice system is absolutely fucked

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Is throwing an apple core considered littering?

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@McLattyy First dip?

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Drinking fountains are the ketchup packets of water consumption

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You left us no choice @AppleTVPlus @TedLasso

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Soccer would be more interesting if they got rid of the goalie

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I wanna be friends with someone named scooter. A nickname works too

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@Kumquatsays They were hungover and didn’t wanna teach

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Bridges are meant for burning

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@HaleyBauser @jaynonamebe This is rough

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When traffic stops you from watching the dodger game but then you realize weather everywhere except LA sucks ass so ur saved by a rain delay 🙌🏼

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Cross Bundy at a stop sign at rush hour? You can fuck right off Apple Maps

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@michael_frankly Yo jimmy carter fucks

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Child proof should be renamed Frost proof #help

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If my DMs were a movie they would be “A Quiet Place 2.” The first one is my bank account.

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@michael_frankly Yeah that’s the type of high impairing their driving