Swirly Dan

Certified

[𖦹꩜ 𝗱𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗯𝘀𝟬𝟮 ꩜𖦹 @dstebs02]

the wave of naming music related shit the longest interstellar sentence ever... what is happening lmao

idk how much more i got in me 😭

[cheyenne @cheyeyeyeyey]

Please stop announcing the Northern Lights will be visible if they will not be visible to me.

[Tree Presley @premiles_]

I think they put a completely random amount of nicotine in each zyn packet.

[Swirly Dan @MasonArther]

If you run the Colfax Marathon you not only don’t know anything about about Colorado but just running as a whole

[Swirly Dan @MasonArther]

I constantly forget to make a follow up appointment with my doctor before med refill so she’s just started leaving 11:30am on Saturdays open every other month and I think it’s a beautiful balance

[NASA's Kennedy Space Center @NASAKennedy]

The planet can spell your name – literally. 🔤🌍

This Earth Day, see your name written in landscapes captured by Landsat: https://t.co/kcP12dhsI2

[Zero Tolerance Policy @ThoughtCrimes80]

Denver activities. 😳😬

[Swirly Dan @MasonArther]

The only information I have gained from getting audiophile earbuds is finding out my hearing is significantly worse on the side Ethan and John shoot on

[Swirly Dan @MasonArther]

Me in 2018

[Andrea @iiiitsandrea]

Obsessed with this cowboy oyster
holding a martini on this menu 🥹🥲

[Swirly Dan @MasonArther]

The “could be the move” about not using a to-go lid on your coffee is going to ruin me for no reason

[Swirly Dan @MasonArther]

Okay so it got worse

[Swirly Dan @MasonArther]

Daaamn I was so stoked for the potential of this spring it turns out that I indeed ruined everything

[Swirly Dan @MasonArther]

Idk what Iv been thinking; clearly the love of my life is going to be in The United Club Lounge at DIA

[Swirly Dan @MasonArther]

Man am I a slut for some garlic naan

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

BREAKING: Everything

[A🏹 @seattleiminyou]

Hey sorry you can’t manipulate me right now I have a lot of things to do

[Swirly Dan @MasonArther]

As much as we love a depressive episode my house is dirty and I have shit to do

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Why would I watch the State of the Union?
I already know the state of the union. It’s not fucking good.

[bri ˚꩜｡⋆₊⊹ @ufobri]

my fav part about interstellar is how he doesn’t give a fuck that he has a son

[bunny @fadedbunny]

i’d give anything to smoke with the sleepytime vanilla tea bear

[tautologer @tautologer]

fun fact: you can say "that's how they get ya" about almost any circumstance and it's always funny