Mason

Life is like a box of chocolate.

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

you gotta want me as bad as plankton want that formula

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

me standing there while my boss is using me as a good example

[greg @greg16676935420]

People are upset about the air quality but as soon as it’s flavored like strawberry kiwi they’ll suck on a usb stick to put the same stuff directly in their lungs

[toxic king @toxicking]

Rihanna performing diamonds at super bowl got me thinking bout how you was my diamond before I lost you.. you don’t have to respond, tell your mother I miss her

[toxic king @toxicking]

i miss my girl or his girl or I mean our girl, whoever's girl it is, i miss her..

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

Make a meal a moment with Queso Blanco on us. Use code QUESO23 when you order in-app or online.

[Kuhu🦋| Bleach Tybw @soifontastic]

It's BLEACH Monday!!!!!!!

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

There are sharks on the highways in Florida. Unreal.

[whats wrong with a Bob? @tweetsbybob_]

You can’t tell me this isn’t straight from an episode of VEEP

[KloutMachine @KloutMachineTM]

The greatest victory in sports history 😂

[Matt McGhee @mattmcGhee]

i remember when i lost my queen too 😕

[ShellyAnnFraserPryce @realshellyannfp]

Sometimes life doesn’t get easier, you just have to get tougher!!

[Youngwiz @younwimMn]

Naruto's entrance in the pain arc still remains the most hype entrance in anime