Papa Troll

Please take all tweeted opinions with a metric shit-ton of salt.

[Papa Troll @Masonloft]

#NEvMIN, #VANvMIN, and #CATvHAMPER.

[Papa Troll @Masonloft]

@mike_oberg Seems the renaissance might be short-lived. 😭

[Papa Troll @Masonloft]

#Assholes #mnwild

[Papa Troll @Masonloft]

#Assholes #mnwild (not a RT)

[Papa Troll @Masonloft]

@gilesferrell @_2244 Aww you guys remember everything! I was expecting "insert the D" but I'll take a Sam Anas sighting any day. Gotta be careful when trying to use both phrases in the same sentence...

[Papa Troll @Masonloft]

Hark! https://t.co/84g4R1Njv0

[Papa Troll @Masonloft]

New Dad Thought #81219: Keeping a long-standing tradition for disposable lunch field trip day. https://t.co/NgUGKefRW4

[Papa Troll @Masonloft]

New Dad Thought #070419: We're suckers for silly pictures in chairs.

above: Hazel, four years ago
below: Archer, four days ago https://t.co/dj2XXK9xyF

[Bridget McDowell @BCMcDowell]

I've been in a poorly timed slump during this #WritingforPride month so this story has 50% more words. Plus, I will donate an additional 7 cents for every retweet this tweet gets before July, ~25 hours away.
Read my #MINvCIN recap here:
https://t.co/WtIBRXTHoz

[Papa Troll @Masonloft]

I was out having FamBeers at @UtepilsBrewing and so was Michael Boxall. He graciously tolerated my starstruck blubbering, which I appreciated. I also just love seeing our favorite #MNUFC players out doing normal dad things like the rest of us. Cheers, @boxy! #WeAreUnited

[Papa Troll @Masonloft]

#MNUFC are snow tire chains. In that they are bad on the road. 😏

[Papa Troll @Masonloft]

Archer (2.5yo). The pickiness over ball placement, the poise and patience in his approach, and the nasty post-and-in goal. Future #MNUFC PK specialist.

[Papa Troll @Masonloft]

Sad I couldn't be there tonight to sing Wonderwall with @nchrysler & @minncare but maybe we sing it in German on Wednesday? #mnufc #MINvCLB #MINvHERTA

[Papa Troll @Masonloft]

I love onside goals! They're way better! #mnufc #MINvCLB

[Papa Troll @Masonloft]

New DQ Treat: The Offsides Blizzard. #mnufc #MINvCLB

[Papa Troll @Masonloft]

@gilesferrell Oh that reminds me: I'm in Nassau.

[Papa Troll @Masonloft]

Loons over Nassau. #MNUFC

[Papa Troll @Masonloft]

If Odlaw had a villain laugh it'd definitely be, "NYAH HYAH HYAAAHH!" And I guess the more evil you are the bigger your chin? https://t.co/VBE8ieFhQG

[Papa Troll @Masonloft]

New Dad Thought #042819: When you have a grandma name, sometimes you gotta look the part. https://t.co/cSF2DCLKhu

[Papa Troll @Masonloft]

New Dad Thought #32919: Thank the gods, driveway season is back. https://t.co/XacU8YUITQ

[Papa Troll @Masonloft]

New Dad Thought #13885: Crowned and Winged Rainbow Over Alicorn Diamonds (2019, marker/crayon-on-construction), estimated value: 100 monies. https://t.co/jSsgYL3tXM