Mason McKey

[Mason McKey @MasonMcKey]

I'm not saying that someone should venmo me $1,000,000 but I'm saying that someone should venmo me $1,000,000

[Mason McKey @MasonMcKey]

@daiquiriheiress You don't remember the abduction attempt? 😭

[Mason McKey @MasonMcKey]

@daiquiriheiress He really gave goofy principal in real life tbh

[Mason McKey @MasonMcKey]

@daiquiriheiress I was born in 98 and we literally owned a video store 😭 once Netflix started mailing customers DVDs and RedBox stations became a thing all video stores went out of business

[Mason McKey @MasonMcKey]

@daiquiriheiress I accidentally tried shaking hands with an amputee because I was trying to be professional

[Mason McKey @MasonMcKey]

@DarianNicole10 Crickets

[Mason McKey @MasonMcKey]

First the son and now the app

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Twitter will officially rebrand as X later today, Elon Musk confirms.

[Mason McKey @MasonMcKey]

Outrunning it

[Mason McKey @MasonMcKey]

Cinema peaked with Bridge to Terabithia

[Mason McKey @MasonMcKey]

@madisonstellly I fear you need to be put to rest

[Mason McKey @MasonMcKey]

@madisonstellly @YaGuhLolo Shouldn't you be using this time to instead purchase a dehumidifier?

[Mason McKey @MasonMcKey]

@skyadow Honestly

[Mason McKey @MasonMcKey]

Me

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Oscar nominations are just one week away.

Who do you hope gets nominated?

[Mason McKey @MasonMcKey]

I would have wished I was on Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

[Southwest Airlines @SouthwestAir]

We teamed up with @guitarcenter to surprise a flight full of Customers flying out of Long Beach with a ukulele and a lesson. By the time they arrived in Honolulu they were pros.

[Mason McKey @MasonMcKey]

@madisonstellly @YaGuhLolo As expected

[Mason McKey @MasonMcKey]

I've heard my neighbors arguing through the walls for the past 7 months but have yet to hear a vacuum so that's that I guess

[Mason McKey @MasonMcKey]

@Brandon__Luther Please