Mason Moris

Bad texter, great friend. Part-time disappointment to my parents, former Menefreghista, EDM/Punk fan, and future NFL Hall of Fame Quarterback & Right Gaurd.

[Mason Moris @MasonMoris]

@walmarthelp Well it wasn’t at one of your stores, I’m at my parents house and my mom is being mean. Thanks though, I just needed to vent!

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Just so everyone knows my windows are NOT grubby or grimy or anything like that.

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@NEWYORKWILLY are your clothes for real?

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@Jboydswag PBS kids were the real dweebs. But they’re probably all scientists and surgeons now

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@MitisOfficial Unity is an emotion journey… Fucking amazing from start to finish. Thank you 🖤

[Mason Moris @MasonMoris]

@Jboydswag I also like diplo

[ODESZA @odesza]

BOULDER — you sold out Folsom Field in a day!

We are blown away by the response that we’ve received since announcing the Finale shows. Celebrating the end of this run with all 40,000 of you is going to be special.

[goon master @Jboydswag]

You ever send a sick email and just keep going back and looking at it all day?

[Mason Moris @MasonMoris]

My twitter is a 6th grader #MyXAnniversary

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

this is cracking me up like everything else he does is half assed except that one move. that’s his move

[PL @PrettyLights]

Having some fun in Philly! Always Sunny Theme vs. Marvin Gaye Sunny Flip

🎥@CRYPTO_HART Corey Ramos @SchultzIsaac

[⬡ Antonio @antonioizsick]

This me doing the stanky leg

[crankdat @crankdat]

crying 😭😭😭

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Unprecedented for a jet to go down like this on 9/11

[Mason Moris @MasonMoris]

@Jboydswag Are you saying that getting out is very good for the mentally Ill, or for a person’s mental well-being?

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@DrinkBODYARMOR fuck you. You make poison.

I missed my roommates birthday because of the tummy ache you gave me.

[Mason Moris @MasonMoris]

@united flight from Denver to Reno. One hour delay. In the air for an hour and half (halfway there) and then we have to turn around?? 2.5 hour flight into 6 hour flight. Nice.

[Mason Moris @MasonMoris]

@Chimmy_____ Stay strong, King.

[WhosBreezy @WhosBreezyUK]

my firstborn when he comes out the womb .