Sammy Mason

Loves to laugh and cry, wants the best for her, her family and friends, everything comes to those who wait :)

[Sammy Mason @Masons123]

@mirv_ana @catskaraoke Your at cats bar I'm in England watching Live Camera go and wave at the camera 🙋

[Sammy Mason @Masons123]

@catskaraoke If your at cats bar say hi. I'm in England watching Live Camera wave at the camera 🙋

[Sammy Mason @Masons123]

@TheVenueBolton

[Sammy Mason @Masons123]

@Masons123 Don't get why people tell lies to people they are supposed to care about big or small. It always comes out in the end anyway.

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[Sammy Mason @Masons123]

I saw Elvis. He sat between me and Bigfoot on the UFO.

[Sammy Mason @Masons123]

You will never know true happiness until you have truly loved, and you will never understand what pain really is until you have lost it.

[Sammy Mason @Masons123]

Life is not measured by the number of breathes we take, but by the number of moments that take our breath away.

[Sammy Mason @Masons123]

when ya got em' by the balls...their hearts and minds will follow.

[Sammy Mason @Masons123]

I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

[Sammy Mason @Masons123]

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

[Sammy Mason @Masons123]

@Masons123: Hollyoakes is my favourite tv drama vote for the programme 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟http://t.co/tx0JMfLoe7

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Looking forward to Britain's got talent this Sat🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 vote for the show http://t.co/tx0JMfLoe7

[Sammy Mason @Masons123]

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific

[Sammy Mason @Masons123]

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

[Sammy Mason @Masons123]

If all is not lost, where is it?

[Sammy Mason @Masons123]

Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on "Start

[Sammy Mason @Masons123]

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

[Sammy Mason @Masons123]

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor

..and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

[Sammy Mason @Masons123]

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?