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Spreading Good Vibes and Positivity since 1995// Family is everything

[MP𖤐 @MagicalPep]

The only player in the world who saw an opponent already lying on the ground and still decided to dribble past him. There will never be another like him. 😂🐐

[` @blvkray]

Wait till you realize this is how Haaland trains to beat them

[Ivan Abad @NetMentorTW]

El segundo de messi es un gol estratosférico, no por lo que es, por lo que representa.

Ganando 1-0, minuto 95, 39 años, a la contra, corriendo 40 metros, hace un pase brutal a un compañero, este lo falla, messi la recibe, regatea y falla, en vez de quejarse se tira como un loco a por el rechaze y mete el 2-0.

Es de locos.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

MBAPPE WITH THE LEFT 🔥

(via @FOXSports)

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

1 vs. 5 but the 1 is Messi 🐐

[Defiant Ghost @TheDefiantGhost]

Chase Hughes just taught Joe Rogan one of the CIA’s most dangerous elicitation techniques — how to pull classified secrets out of people without ever asking a single question.

HUGHES: “This is a CIA method called elicitation… the more sensitive the information you need, the fewer questions you should ask.”

“You get more information out of people with statements than questions.”

“The Russians did this… A KGB guy would go up to a 19-year-old American sailor at a bar and say, ‘Our submarines are faster because our propellers are 19 ft wide.’ And the sailor would immediately correct him: ‘Yeah, ours are 21.’”

“If you work in the nuclear field and you have a top secret clearance, you have to go through anti-elicitation training before you leave the country.”

“The first thing they say in the counterintelligence school is, ‘If you’re a four and she’s a ten and she’s interested in you… she’s a spy.’”

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Zlatan Ibrahimović on Lionel Messi breaking the record for most goals in World Cup history:

"5 goals in 2 games, I have 0 goals in 2 World Cups… amazing… no words”

[MP𖤐 @MagicalPep]

It still makes no sense to me how Messi pulled this off and then acted like it was nothing. Just imagine what Homelander would’ve done 😭

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

LAWN DELIVERY: An Amazon delivery driver was caught on camera driving across a homeowner’s lawn to drop off a package.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for Taika Waititi's ‘KLARA AND THE SUN’, starring Jenna Ortega & Amy Adams.

The film follows a robot who bought by a family to help them heal physically & mentally in a dystopian future.

In theaters on October 23.

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

Messi is unbelievable.

[asha @aespadilIa]

i love that when emily blunt had to hold her shit just bcs ryan gosling and mikey day showed up as beavis & butthead 😭😭😭

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Possibly the the most outrageous solo goal scored by Zlatan Ibrahimovic

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨🇦🇷 𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥: If Lionel Messi produces ONE assist tonight, he will become the player with the MOST ASSISTS in World Cup history!

If Lionel Messi produces ONE goal tonight, he will become the player with the MOST GOALS in World Cup history!

[RedAlways @PATRIOT2117]

A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and shouts, “I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers! I’ll put down $500 to anyone who can drink 10 pints back-to-back!”

The entire pub goes silent.
Nobody moves.

Then one Irishman quietly stands up, and walks straight out the door.

About 30 minutes later, he returns, taps the Texan on the shoulder, and asks, “That bet still good?”

“Sure is!” the Texan says.

The bartender lines up ten pints — full glasses from one end of the bar to the other.

Without a blink, the Irishman downs all 10 pints in a row and slams the last one down like a champion.

The bar ERUPTS with cheers.
The Texan pays the $500 — totally stunned.

He asks, “If you don’t mind me askin’, where’d you run off to for that half hour?”

The Irishman grins, “Oh, I just popped down to the pub around the corner to see if I could do it first.”

[Louise 💙 @louisedbegin]

When you realize Creed wasn’t playing a character on The Office… he was just telling the truth the whole time. 😳👀

Creed joined The Grass Roots in 1967 as lead guitarist and was part of their biggest commercial run. In 1969 the label fired him so they could use studio musicians instead.

His character shares the real name and the actual backstory … which means almost every wild thing Creed said about his music career was straight from his own life. 🥹😳 The writers just let him tell his own chaotic story.

Absolute legend.🔥

[mazeclips🐉 @wydmaze]

Comedian Matt Rife shares how stunned he was when his mom asked him to buy her a $3.5 million mansion after he started making serious money 💀😭🏠

“Mom I love you, but you’re White trash”

[SAMWISE @JSamwise]

The moment Sheldon Cooper realized his dad was teaching him how to handle failure from beyond the grave. This crossover hit different. 🥺❤️

Young Sheldon and The Big Bang Theory really gave us the ultimate crossover here.

[That's My Michelle @JamelleMyBelle]

Somebody said that World Cup is just the US having a giant sleepover with the cousins we never see because our parents hate each other. 😂

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

SteveWillDoIt’s 40 year old neighbor walks onto his property and started throwing a full-blown tantrum