Ma's Pool

[Ma's Pool @MasPool11]

I have some sad news to report, Ma’s pool has incurred irreparable damage and we are preparing to pull the plug. In lieu of flowers, please make a donation in Ma’s Pool’s name to the Backyard Pool Association of Canada (BPAC).

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Word to the wise, if you’re having trouble passing stool, super bock will clean you out and get ya drunk

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Ma’s pool encountering some euro trash on a booze cruise in Portugal @Feebomb1

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Another year where @Feebomb1 chose Vegas pools over yours truly. Fine, your choice, enjoy the clap.

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Haven’t seen a body like this since @Feebomb1 last visited

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A reminder to @Feebomb1, invitations only

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Record turnout today. 12 people and 1 dog. Thank you to all participants

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Today’s swimming guests include Hanna Pateryn and Victor Mete #letsdothatswimming #swimmyswimmycocoawhat

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Global warming my ass, I'm struggling to get over 72 degrees here

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Been a while but we're back. First dip of the year #chilly74

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@Feebomb1 Eeeh, PH is weak #poolpuns

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Next time you're nearby, give me a wave 🙋🏼 #poolpuns

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Feeling a little blue today #poolpuns

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@Feebomb1 @flexaarnell #againstit

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We're hitting the road for Tremblant. I am being replaced by a lake this weekend. #brutal @jimmyhambone7 @Feebomb1

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I've reached a season high of 80 degrees. So many people to thank. First off, Mother Nature, she's been so good to me. The ☀️ you're my boy!

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Summer of "10":
♫[We] had a band and we tried real hard. @jimmyhambone7 quit, @Blackie1979 got married, @MasPool11 knew we'd never get far.♫

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Breaking: @r_swif publishes that @MasPool11's financial portfolio hasn't fully recovered from the Enron scandal. #poormanagement