Massaka Mwakisha

Mr. Wonderful || Economist ||

[Dr. C @chao_mbogho]

I'm sorry if you followed me for my computer science/tech/education/research/upskilling/founder tweets.

For now, I'll use my platform to add to the many voices against injustice & oppression.

Sometimes I'll share other things, but expect heavy pro-Kenya energy. 🇰🇪✊🏾

[Achieng Ochieng @DianaOchieng_]

After this KTN haifai kuanguka. I hear they are still broadcasting the demonstrations. We need to uplift Standard Media Group!! They have really journeyed with Kenyans

[Michael Taiwo @AskMichaelTaiwo]

A co-worker on year 5 watching you walk in on day 1 with a smile.

[Fafa Mukuru @osoroKE]

@MigunaMiguna Thank you mzee, we'll pick it from here.

[James Maddison @Madders10]

I always win things in my second season. Bruhhhhhhhh😂😂😂

[Uncle Kamau @ToniKamau10]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Today In History @historigins]

5 years old - Mom, I love you.

12 years old - Mom, I can't stand you.

16 years old - My mother is very annoying.

18 years old - I'm leaving this house.

25 years old - Mom, you were right.

30 years old - I want to go to my mom's house.

50 years old - I don't want to lose my mother.

70 years old - I would give up everything to have my mom here with me.

You only have one mom. Take care of her while she's still alive.

[Massaka Mwakisha @Massaka_m]

@dr_chep Congratulations doc

[Tina @Tina_Hokwana]

What is the government saying about this year-end fatigue that we’re experiencing in March?

[Nyamisa Chelagat @Nyamisa_Chela]

Uzuri walienda na Kaluma for the pain 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Massaka Mwakisha @Massaka_m]

Touché 😂😂

[Eve Maina @evenmaina]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tell him to come home.

[Munjiru wa mbari ya Karanja @wakariowa]

Hahahaha this is funny AF

[Daddy Cool @Ikanyeng_Born]

You open a MacBook and it's ready to go. Simple!

Windows, you have to wait for them to ask Bill Gates to let you in.

[AscentForge | Self & Relationship Mastery @AscentForge]

@kayzywizzzy A man’s real financial discipline shows after the honeymoon phase.

Recruitment budget is easy, anyone can flex for a month.

Operational budget? That’s long-term stability, smart decisions, and sustained value.

Don’t mistake a performance for a foundation.

[Sheila Mwanyigha @MissMwanyigha]

First the children. Then the mothers…#FreeGraceMulei

[𝗗𝗿 𝗔𝗵𝗺𝗲𝗱 𝗞𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗯𝗶, 𝕆𝔾𝕎 @DrAhmedKalebi]

Wow! This is such an honor to be featured on #MyGovKe detailing the ISO15189 KENAS accreditation of our homegrown state-of-the-art ultramodern DKL central lab as the first paperless medical lab & also the first lab in Africa with fully integrated total lab automation (TLA) to be ISO15189 certified.

I’m immensely grateful and indebted to my Startup Management and all my DKL team members @DKLDrKalebiLabs who’ve worked tirelessly setting up from scratch our innovative, distributive and disruptive lab venture that is proudly homegrown in Kenya 🇰🇪

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

If you call someone and they don’t answer, send a brief text explaining why you called.

Don’t call 27,000 more times. Be blessed

[Massaka Mwakisha @Massaka_m]

@Dominos_UK @kelvinmulaa