Massimo

sir fucks-a-lot

[Massimo @Massimotoe]

@AmericanAir I hate you your useless

[Massimo @Massimotoe]

As usual, American Airlines decided to fuck me with no lube

[Massimo @Massimotoe]

I’m here with rage

[Massimo @Massimotoe]

Just realized I deleted one of my oldest and most goated playlists 💔💔

[Massimo @Massimotoe]

@diegoeselbach is a bitch who only talks when I’m far away in places he can’t afford

[Massimo @Massimotoe]

@diegoeselbach Can’t keep my name or my meat out your mouth

[Massimo @Massimotoe]

Hello fans, daddy’s home. The bells will play in two hours and my glorious conquest will begin. Tons of caffeine and other substances will be consumed. God bless America 🦅🦅🦅

[Massimo @Massimotoe]

My last act of love for you was giving you a badass nickname: the nightmare

[Massimo @Massimotoe]

Time to have a minority bring me some food

[Massimo @Massimotoe]

My first born will be named Saquon

[Diego Selbach @diegoeselbach]

Jayden Daniels is overrated‼️‼️‼️ CANT PLAY A GOOD TEAM AND WIN🫵😹 CHECK DOWN MERCHANT😬

[Massimo @Massimotoe]

@OmarAwd4 Good evening omar.

[Massimo @Massimotoe]

Betrayed.

[Massimo @Massimotoe]

After I drink I wake up glowing

[Massimo @Massimotoe]

NVM WERE BACK

[Massimo @Massimotoe]

I spoke to soon my world is falling apart

[Massimo @Massimotoe]

I won at life I think

[Massimo @Massimotoe]

I’ve written and deleted so many tweets because I didn’t think they were worthy to be my first tweet after my absence. Enough of this. Hello fans I’m back

[Massimo @Massimotoe]

@diegoeselbach

[Massimo @Massimotoe]

Today my conquest begins. Today I make up for the errors in judgment that I had. This bag boutta grow exponentially in light of my return to the game