Ems

emma, gemini, lover of all things pizza :) follow back :)

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I hate it when I'm on the treadmill and accidentally hit the stop button and go home and sleep 😶

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If only every phone could have Nokia 3310 battery life

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me as a girlfriend

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"we can still be friends"

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Me basically at every family event

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My room is always a mess. Like my life really. Consistency

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Rihanna looks beautiful biting into my uni tuition

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mind = blown.

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Those relationships where the girls Instagram is filled with pictures of them both and on the boys there is no sign of a girlfriend....

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bae 👌

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More guys need to know how attractive it is to wear a checked shirt with the sleeves rolled up 😍😂

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In topshop and this guy says 'do you really need any more jeans' to his girlfriend. We both simultaneously gave him the death stare 🙅💁

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Nothing makes me happier than finding I've got curry for dinner... Which is pretty sad 😂

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How much time is required until I am emotionally ready to rewatch prison break

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T.G.I.F.A.I.N.P - thank god it's Friday and I'm not pregnant

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✂️💇

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😂😂😂😂😂

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when your mom constantly complains about your attitude but you got it from her 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊���😊

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I need someone to come bring me food and stroke my hair😩😔

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Not gonna lie the water deal went completely out the window😫😫