IMK

try to be comedian😅, achha adami🤷‍♂️,
#india me, har ghare pe ek to he engineer!
I also🤣

[IMK @Massivemaulik]

#yadeee 🙃🙃

[IMK @Massivemaulik]

@hir_doshi દિવસે ગરમી અને રાત્રિએ બફારો,
એવો રહ્યો દહાડો અમારો!!

[IMK @Massivemaulik]

I Remember
Me and my friends spend only 250 rupees for eat a watermelon...
#unlimitedpizza
પાછા વાતુ કરે, કે
તરબુચ મા to વસુલ કરીએ 😅😅

[IMK @Massivemaulik]

Kitna matured ho tum??

Papi puri khate waqt ladkiya bole bhiya aur ek plate per pehle se theekha.
Me: bhiya ap Aaj side chle jav main bana deta hu. Pata to chle kitna kha leti hai ye. Theekhaa!!!🤭🤭

#smug #panipuri

[IMK @Massivemaulik]

Cute video in my gallery 😍 💕
#cute #baby's #smile #stressrelief

[IMK @Massivemaulik]

#Gehraiyaa
First 40 min of movie
Me : what a fucking movie & what a fucking fantasy of living.

After 70 min of movie
Me : why i seen this fucking movie?

[IMK @Massivemaulik]

@janiceseq85 "Tata harrier"
because of Indian brand 🇮🇳 🇮🇳

[IMK @Massivemaulik]

Triple "S"

Salary: water drop from tap
Saving: water in plastic glass
Spending: water overflow & wastage of water

🧐🧐😥😥

[IMK @Massivemaulik]

Aaj ke din jis kisi ne
Patange kati hai na,

Woh thik ek month ke baad
Nus(Nerves) katega!!

[IMK @Massivemaulik]

In marriage

Guy: "You are looking so beautiful & so & so...

Girl: Thanks!! you pick right card out of 52 & it's queen!!

Guy: stage pe bride ko bolne vala tha me
Practice kar rha hu!!

[IMK @Massivemaulik]

I was working on my 3rd class laptop ans suddenly my aunty says
" kya kar rha hai maulik?"
Me ka: " mail dekh rha hu "

Aunty says: "Are hmmm!!,
Is umar main mail nahi Female dekh,
Kya karu tera!

[IMK @Massivemaulik]

Kuch bhi kho yaar
Ye Diwali pe bhi

Jethalala ki diwali per har video
kill to kr rhi hia
Woh bhi
Babita ke Bina(yeh imp hai)

#jethalal #HappyDeepavali #Diwali2021

[IMK @Massivemaulik]

#शुभ_दीपावली #दीपावली_की_ह���र्दिक_शुभकामनाएं

[IMK @Massivemaulik]

श्रीराम वनवास से लौटे तो पूरी अयोध्या नगरी
रोशनी से चमक रही थी, सिवाय एक गांव के
तो भगवान पुछा की:"इस गांव मे रोशनी क्यु नही है?"
एक दादी ने कहा की: "आपका घ्यान वहा पे जाये इस लिये, वो गांव इतना समृद्ध है नही इसलिए!" ओर कहा की
" रोशनी की चमक अंधकार के उजाले से कम ही होती हे "

[IMK @Massivemaulik]

Commentator tweet: India was disappointed yesterday not play up to the international standard.

Punjabi comment:
koi gal nai jii, zinda to hai na sub log

#indiaVsPakistan
#IndiaVsPak

[IMK @Massivemaulik]

"151" diwali ka sagun do dediya
Hai
Ab patake fod hi dooo!!

#INDvPAK #indiaVsPakistan

[IMK @Massivemaulik]

Modiji ke birthday pe
Modi ji ne aj party me
"Petrol prize & GST rate kam krne ka vada kiya hai "

Aur gift me bolo hai ki
"Jo dena ,ho bhejo
muze nahi
Mager Rahul-G ko"

#HappyBdayModiji

[Amitabh Bachchan @SrBachchan]

T 4023 - ॐ गण गणपतये नमः .. Ganpati Bappa Morya .. पहला दर्शन , लालबागचा राजा 🙏🏼🙏🏼

[IMK @Massivemaulik]

India Olympics 2021 win medals =7
Paralympics 2021 India win medals= 19 & more.

" kamiya to hai hi
Kamiyabi bhi hai"

Yahi to sikhna hai!!!

#olympics2021
#Paralympics
#India

[IMK @Massivemaulik]

"Accident situation "

Do(2) 16yr ke ladke ka accident huwa hai
Aur waha pe
College ki girl jake puch rahi hai
"Are u okk??
Do u need something??"

Ye Do(2) bavle ans de rhe hai
"I need your WhatsApp no:"

#smug #londe

[Dr Gill @ikpsgill1]

this is getting out of hand now 😭