Dustin 𓅄 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊

Appalachian Skater

[Dustin 𓅄 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 @MassiveTreFlips]

Update: felt like shit all day today

[Dustin 𓅄 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 @MassiveTreFlips]

Worked 14 hours unloading trucks between two jobs and still went to the gym after work. Surprisingly don't feel like shit

[Dustin 𓅄 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 @MassiveTreFlips]

First time ever going to a gym and I spent the first 30 minutes building my ass 🍑
I'ma find me a sugar momma one way or another

[Dustin 𓅄 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 @MassiveTreFlips]

Married women love me for some reason. Y'all some harlots

[Dustin 𓅄 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 @MassiveTreFlips]

I just saw a story of somebody getting tattooed in a kitchen, bare handed and dirt caked under their nails. Literal breeding ground for hep

[Dustin 𓅄 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 @MassiveTreFlips]

"Bet you wish you had kids when tax time rolls around"
Buddy I have spending money all year long, not just once a year lol

[Dustin 𓅄 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 @MassiveTreFlips]

I'm grateful to be able to skate at work but I'm ready to be skating outside consistently again. I yearn for the fresh air

[Dustin 𓅄 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 @MassiveTreFlips]

Made $10k more this last year than the year before 😎

[Dustin 𓅄 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 @MassiveTreFlips]

People at my part time job warning me what summer is going to be like as if I'm gonna be there
Brother I'm only here until my truck is ready to rip. I specified that in my interview 💀 I'ma be kayaking as much as possible once I have a truck again

[Dustin 𓅄 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 @MassiveTreFlips]

I got paid for my hour or so of orientation so I have a pending pay check for $17.38 😂

[Dustin 𓅄 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 @MassiveTreFlips]

I wanna start a roller derby league but it's on skateboards and there's ramps and rails

[Dustin 𓅄 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 @MassiveTreFlips]

Just pissed off a bunch of old people in a Marylander FB group because I called Ocean City Hagerstown with a beach

[Dustin 𓅄 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 @MassiveTreFlips]

They fucked up my coworkers pay and he only got $138 for the week. I literally would've called out and said I'm not coming in til it's fixed. Better man than I 🤣

[Dustin 𓅄 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 @MassiveTreFlips]

Trying not to sound like an old man but it kinda annoys me that these fools are complaining about being tired when I've worked more hours in the last two days than they have all week 🤣 keeping my mouth shut tho, I ain't unc yet

[Dustin 𓅄 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 @MassiveTreFlips]

Just found out my part time job is also weekly pay and pays on Monday. I'm about to be getting paid Monday's and Fridays 😎

[Dustin 𓅄 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 @MassiveTreFlips]

Asparagus got me feeling like I'm pissin' farts

[Dustin 𓅄 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 @MassiveTreFlips]

Working two jobs the rest of the week and part of next week. 7am-1pm and then 2pm-10:30pm. Gonna feel dead but thankfully I'll just be doing the part time job Friday and Saturday nights after

[Dustin 𓅄 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 @MassiveTreFlips]

5 fridays in a month is lit, hell yeah 5 pay checks 😎

[Dustin 𓅄 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 @MassiveTreFlips]

@funeralbelleart Reminds me of the cell phones from Metalocalypse

[Dustin 𓅄 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 @MassiveTreFlips]

Lust is so lame