@martyrmade@LindseyGrahamSC Pompey Magnus the Iberians simply don’t understand why they must support Crassus’s legacy campaign against the Parthians even though the Senate and Caesar have consented
@MarioNawfal What are those subs supposed to sink with their heavyweight torpedoes? The Strait of Hormuz is 60-100 meters deep. Can these magical subs dive through the ocean floor? How does remaining submerged and undetected for weeks stop drones from flying into oil tankers?
I fucked up the 1600 daily double world history question on Jeopardy in front of both parents and the dogs. Demoted to dish duty and we won’t celebrate my birthday next year
The waitress from Seattle just told me my pumpkin spice espresso martini recipe is better than the one at Starbuck’s Reserve. Suck it Corporate America
Another Daylight Savings another broken promise from Washington DC. Can we fix this shit because this year it’s cutting into Bloody Mary time instead of an 11 hour shift and that’s significantly worse.
Earlier this week, District 6 officers responded to the 4200 block of Labadie about an armed person, possibly pointing a gun. Officers found a group of men in possession of multiple firearms and suspected fentanyl. Three men were arrested. Great work by District 6! #SaferSTL
How I feel in October when the groups of old ladies start getting together for weekday lunches and the servers tell me they all refer to me as the “Handsome young man”
Biker: There’s a guy out there yelling at us for parking 12 motorcycles on the sidewalk!!
Me: Oh I’m sorry about that, but it’s not really there for you to park on. Plenty of other spots out there
Biker Karen: I need to talk to the owner
Happy Sunday to some real outlaws