Master Ted

*PARODY*
I am the invincible and all powerful Master Ted. Creator of the chicken elbow and destroyer of the universe 67-10-0

[Tarek Anderson @TarekT14]

@Master_Ted_Lamb If the government involved you in there anti drugs campaign it would be very successful!

[Master Ted @Master_Ted_Lamb]

I am looking for a sponsor who wants instant worldwide recognition - DM the great one for info

[Master Ted @Master_Ted_Lamb]

@tariq_shafiq good luck this coming week. I hear you're fighting for a title? Come to my dojo if you want to learn real moo tie

[Master Ted @Master_Ted_Lamb]

I hear you're looking for some takedown defence tips in preparation for Sunday sparring,young rentboy @TylerLiptrott

[Master Ted @Master_Ted_Lamb]

@daddymarshall1 Not even an army would stop. I am too strong. The only thing that withstands my power is my bag and door plungers

[Master Ted @Master_Ted_Lamb]

The Po Po have been on the case of Master Ted I hear?

bad boys bad boys what you gonna do

[Master Ted @Master_Ted_Lamb]

Even animals bow to master Ted

[Master Ted @Master_Ted_Lamb]

@paulodasilva101 @Thereal_TTibbs that would be good, for the 5 seconds it would last #Knockout

[Master Ted @Master_Ted_Lamb]

Got bitten by a 15 stone Rottweiler this morning. Just about to serve the fucker up with some chips for dinner #DontMessWithTed

[Master Ted @Master_Ted_Lamb]

I heard @_LukePhillips has been matched to fight later today against his dodgy haircut... Good luck young warrior

[Master Ted @Master_Ted_Lamb]

@paulie034 there is only one Ted, and that is I #mortal

[Master Ted @Master_Ted_Lamb]

Training hard for my duel with @Jgoodkickingw

[Master Ted @Master_Ted_Lamb]

I have been planking for the past 2 hours on my lawn. Core strength conditioning. Now time for training with barbed-wire wrapped swords

[Master Ted @Master_Ted_Lamb]

@Jgoodkickingw no holds barred full contact battle, its too late to backtrack now boy

[Master Ted @Master_Ted_Lamb]

I heard @Jgoodkickingw has been mocking Teds techniques.
So i propose a battle to the death.
Do you accept, young fool?

[Master Ted @Master_Ted_Lamb]

200kg dumbbell curls. 500 reps #beast

[Master Ted @Master_Ted_Lamb]

Mornings training done, For good measure I beat superman at an arm wrestling contest to prove my status as No1 #ManOfSteel

[Master Ted @Master_Ted_Lamb]

@shedlemon @jakejenks93 its Grandmaster Sensei Ted to you weakling

[Master Ted @Master_Ted_Lamb]

@JPGallacher_MT be sure he does not neglect the heel conditioning also, for push kick manoeuvres