tom

Puff 🍑 | I’m not perverted, I’m just Italian. 🏳️‍🌈

[tom @Master_Wanky]

if your only contact for support is a phone number to call i need you to explode

[THE LAST DAUGHTER OF MARYLAND @WikiOoc]

FUUUUUUCK A FRIENDSHIP I CHERISHED WAS QUITE IN FACT JUST BACKGROUND IN ANOTHER PERSON'S VERY FULL SOCIAL LIFE

[Kijaie💕🌸 @Kijaie]

depression sucks because what do you mean I'm on my favorite game just staring blankly at the menu incapable of fully enjoying what I loved this morning

[gigi⚡ @hotlibero]

"whose pussy is this" gojo satorus dont ask me fuckin stupid questions

[meow & that @irinosbby]

I wanted her to shove a piece of coal up my pussy and fuck me until the pressure turned the coal into a beautiful diamond, at which point she'd fist me to retrieve the stone and use it to propose to me.

[cyphur @cyphur_]

Fuck man I just saw someone fucking explode tonight I fucking hate Jersey

[MLMdad420 @comrade__e]

Someone with this profile pic just liked my post

[valky @valky_uniguri]

i'd like a whiff of whatever they smoke at fromsoft's design department bc how do u come up with a character who wears a diving suit on land, fights with an undersea cable he ripped off somewhere, and is called Zork, no last name no epithet no nothing, just Zork. Incredible

[𝖒𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖘𝖔𝖓 𓃴 @madifawnzzz]

has anybody considered that maybe the stripper does love me because i am cute and sweet

[miles @milesdotgov]

(on the verge of tears, Holding my limp, defeated penis after sex) you’ve made him all fucking messy, and he’s soaked… goddamn soaked. He was so scared in there he threw up, too… What the hell is wrong with you?

[Jone @windbreakergod]

It’s okay to eat 3500 cals a day and to have a small dick and dress like shit

[kaique @goescore]

quando você lê suas mensagens e percebe que está forçando a pessoa a conversar com você:

[stupid idoit t @peeholelicker]

i love Weird annoying girls i think all girls should get More weird and annoying

[❅ LUNA ❅ @luna9o9]

NOOOOO the girl i always flirted with but never acted upon (and was never going to) got a boyfriend
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Lank Williams Jr. @lankwilliamsjr]

Sundays are for #damagecontrol

[vicky bollywood @victim_burn77]

If I had a pussy it would be a mess if know I’d have ants in that thing

[spec @specsosa]

No enemy can ever do what the first 8 months of 2026 did to me

[rela @otterluvr08]

i think it’s okay to be pathetic if you really like someone

[old tom @culture_coffin]

you’re in her dms, i bought a mansion across the bay from her home where i stare at a green light emanating from her dock every night and throw lavish parties hoping someday she'll show up. we are not the same