Almost Died.
A robber came into my house with a loaded gun and aimed at me.
Luckily, I was playing League of Legends
He suddenly started watching ranged top gameplay and took his own life.
Thank God
All this talk about Harry Kane winning the ballon d'or this year. Everything you're praising him for right now is what he has been doing for a decade. He is the best player on the planet. He has been for a long time. You're a moron if you think otherwise.
WE FUCKING KNOW
WE WERE PART OF THE GENERATION THAT PLAYED ON NEW GROUNDS, FREE ONLINE GAMES .COM, BUBBLE GAMES, AND ARMORED GAMES
WE SAW FILTHY FRANK, PRIME PEWDIEPIE, AND YOGSCAST ON YOUTUBE
WE SAW IT ALL TAKEN AWAY FROM OUR VERY EYES