Jumpoff Joseph

Happy Father, Excellent Meme Reposter

[Robie✨ @RobieFigure]

"The Big Gete Star allowed me to cheat death!"

[k @kurtos]

beating a record just recently held by deaaron fox in the finals

[Slick @NickStillHere]

Yea they get a better woman lol

[Fake NBA GM Insider Using AI to Make Bad Graphics @fake_td]

Happy Anniversary Thomas C Dee aka @NBA_Scout_AI!

[Jumpoff Joseph @MasterBrose]

Finn shit about MVP is that the unanimous shit doesn’t even matter nigga letting Steph fans get in his head lmao and Melo willing the Knicks to the second seed and going 2-1 against lebrons heat and winning by 20 in both wins merits an MVP vote lmao

[dank @cptdankkk]

LeBron James says never winning Defensive Player of the Year still bothers him

“That's the only award that I don't have in my house, that kind of stings. It don't make sense. The year I finished second in Defensive Player of the Year, the guy who won didn't even make First Team All-Defense”

“I also had an opportunity to be the first unanimous MVP, where I got all 120 votes, but I got 119. It was the one vote and he voted for Carmelo. It was a writer from Boston, of course. I know his name too, but I ain't going to give him that light just yet”

“Why are they voting. That doesn't make sense. I don't know the answer, but why are they voting if you're not watching the game, you're not studying the game, and you're not listening to the peers in the game who are telling you, he's the best player”

[Matt Lane @Matty_KCSN]

They must do really bad in international basketball, hockey, and baseball then?

[Jumpoff Joseph @MasterBrose]

Yea it was much worse, he did something not even a jailed genie would do lmao

[tunmise @MetaFeatsDC]

Hot take: Bear didn’t rape Nikki
#Obsession

[Jumpoff Joseph @MasterBrose]

They clearly don’t like womb ruling which is why Rhaenera isn’t in kings landing rn

[Apex @Apex_willye]

Why is Lord Corlys so determined to make his bastards his heirs when he has actual granddaughters

[‎ً @3randyn]

they actually won their NBA Finals when they beat the Knicks. it’s not even a joke anymore lol

[Jumpoff Joseph @MasterBrose]

Beat everyone’s finals pick with one arm in 5 lmaoo

[Ian Begley @IanBegley]

Correction: Jalen Brunson played through discomfort in his left wrist/forearm area during playoffs and NBA Finals. Injury will be surgically repaired. Tweet below has the correct wrist/forearm. Apologies for the error. He’ll be rehabbing/recovering for at least 2 months

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

JUST IN: Trump says Belgium is 2 weeks away from developing a nuclear bomb.

[Never break kayfabe @Quadripolar_B]

That’s how most people in real life react to social media talking points

[SNY @SNYtv]

Juan Soto knew he successfully challenged a strikeout on a 3-2 count and already walked to first base

[anthony @HoodieAlonso]

The Atlanta Baseball Club employs Carlos Carrasco and Dom Smith in the year 2026 and is 17 games over .500 you cannot tell me that franchise doesn’t worship Satan on a daily basis

[Robert J. O'Neill @mchooyah]

I smoked your G.O.A.T while you were fucking your goat.

[Jumpoff Joseph @MasterBrose]

GameCube was considered a failure lmao and Xbox was and still is only successful in the USA PS been running this shit the whole time

[Gamefan @Gamefantweets]

Xbox has never had a failed generation.

Xbox - 24 M
Gamecube - 22 M
PS2 - 155 M

Xbox 360 - 84 M
Wii - 101 M
PS3 - 87 M

Xbox One - 55 M
Wii U - 12 M
Switch - 155 M
PS4 - 120 M

If you consider the OG Xbox a failure then you must also consider the Gamecube a failure.

The Xbox 360 was wildly successful despite the early system failures.

If the PS4 sold 55 million would you consider that a failure?

The Xbox Series is on track to outsell the Xbox One.

Case closed.

[leen @viennasfool]

obsession is a very straightforward movie so it gives dumb people the chance to feel like they’re smarter than everyone for finally being able to get the point of a horror movie

[El Ricky @Indikur]

50 Cent music has prob aged some of the best as any rapper.

[Never break kayfabe @Quadripolar_B]

If you don’t use your shit in 3 years why would you care