Andrew Foiles, probably

All hat and no cattle. Dad. W&M Tribe '09. Gamecock '14. Hokie.

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Paulina Mangubat 🫏 @paulinaVEVO]

Haters mad

[chiky handler @chiky_handlr]

Unhinged in the best way. Props to Jack White for best supporting deadpan.

[Andrew Foiles, probably @MasterFoiles]

Omg

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

the easiest “us” i’ve ever sent

[Tatum Turn Up @tatumturnup]

This is the greatest video I’ve ever seen. No notes. The lifeless clanker carcass just laying there. No crowd reaction, anything. Just Billie Jean. Until its lifeless shell is shamefully dragged off. Purely amazing.

[☃️Oki Spooky Navideña🎄🎃🍁 @ardillakoalaoki]

Llegó la época de hacer esto en la playa 😅

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

The looksmaxxers told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential mog.

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

in the looksmaxxing justice system, mog based offenses are considered especially heinous

[cow @cowincrisis]

the one who ai generated this

[chy. 🍄 @senpaichai]

🫧🖍️🎲

[shelby @thetrueshelby]

republicans think about gay sex more than anyone alive

[Jessica Huseman @JessicaHuseman]

god why does everything have to be so weird and stupid

[grovy @grovymango]

Who up thinking of having a maisy mouse summer

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Dentists be like hello I am your dentist and this is my harem

[Theo 🎣 @realVespasian]

Was feeling good about myself then buddy brutally parrotmogs me

[Andrew Foiles, probably @MasterFoiles]

incredible meme

[tired ass showgirl @bruhvechkin]

SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS RAHHHHHHH