@redditships OP is toxic if you read other posts. Stalker friend is toxic if OP is telling truth. Ma man should move away to a new town or something and leave both of them far behind.
@jeremysmiles That would be an interesting exchange to see. It's something I'm trying myself at work, get someone to demand to speak to the manager, just to whip out that they are, and what can I do for them?