Master-Kuruk

Former fetus, future corpse.

[Aura @auraace66]

Average sleeping arrangement in Ohio.

[Master-Kuruk @MasterKuruk]

Average sleeping arrangement in Ohio.

[Master-Kuruk @MasterKuruk]

@auraace66 Bro, I had completely forgot about this and was like… when did I get a 23:16?

[Master-Kuruk @MasterKuruk]

GGs.

[Master-Kuruk @MasterKuruk]

Has there ever been a single person on this planet who has shaken their phone and been like, “Yeah, you’re right, Apple, I did want to undo that sentence, thank you for asking.”

[Master-Kuruk @MasterKuruk]

@stllr_ Why do they call it an oven when you of in the cold food and of out hot eat the food?

[Master-Kuruk @MasterKuruk]

@stllr_ According to all known laws of aviation...

[Master-Kuruk @MasterKuruk]

Saw a donked C6 last week and have thought of it too frequently since.

[Master-Kuruk @MasterKuruk]

The gamers when we discover that you can disable grass textures.

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Don’t you hate it when random losers over the internet make you lose the game?

[Master-Kuruk @MasterKuruk]

@CoEmpathy I agree, however consider an alternate universe where the stairs are shifted 10 feet back and now all the top runners need to grind TAS CE in runs... I prefer our current situation.

[Master-Kuruk @MasterKuruk]

The Director’s Cut.

[Master-Kuruk @MasterKuruk]

Sonic Adventure 3 & Knuckles: Battle

[Master-Kuruk @MasterKuruk]

@Gerp98 I think you mean auraace66. Dudes cracked and no one knows.

[Master-Kuruk @MasterKuruk]

3 cars rear ended, 1 car crashed into the median, and 1 can spun an impressively far distance off the road. My drive is only 30min, have these people never seen rain before? I expected better, Ohio, for shame.

[Master-Kuruk @MasterKuruk]

@stllr_ The Offspring: Americana
38 Special: 20th century masters the millennium collection
Boston: Boston
RHCP: By the Way

[Master-Kuruk @MasterKuruk]

@stllr_ Nickelback: Here and Now
Dokken: Under Lock and Key
Dokken: Tooth and Nail
Foo Fighters: In Your Honor
Foo Fighters: Wasting Light
ELO: Out of the Blue
Less Than Jake: Hello Rockview

[Master-Kuruk @MasterKuruk]

@stllr_ Crush 40: super sonic songs
Sunny Side Up: Paradise in the Sky
Emi Jones: anything, she does singles + covers
ELO: Alone in the Universe
The Police: Synchronicity
Rush: Permanent Waves
Green Day: 21st Century Breakdown
Journey: Captured
Kenny Loggins: the essential Kenny Loggins

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@auraace66 just got WR in team chaotix. Choccy milk is now live at https://t.co/EbxYB0Ybri