Mike Masterson

casually fast

[kie @criminalplaza]

life if blue raspberrys were real

[Mike Masterson @MasterMikeson]

ALSO. Play El Sonidito. Or else.

[Mike Masterson @MasterMikeson]

@jtkantor PLEASE play Este by El Alfa at the game right now.

[Pitbull @pitbull]

Don't talk about it, be about it.... let's party all night, dale mami

[Mike Masterson @MasterMikeson]

This is how I talk about my friend Hayden

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

Describing my absolute boy to my girlfriend’s friends

[Mike Masterson @MasterMikeson]

@mosherski @jerseymikes Great choice. One of my all time favorites

[Mike Masterson @MasterMikeson]

@TedSchumer Arent you with your brother?

[Mike Masterson @MasterMikeson]

Last night….absolute movie.

[Mike Masterson @MasterMikeson]

@wideload22 DUDE…..😩😏

[Mike Masterson @MasterMikeson]

@mosherski Hamms

[Mike Masterson @MasterMikeson]

@mosherski Different types of cool

[Mike Masterson @MasterMikeson]

God gives his toughest trees to his drunkest drivers

[Mike Masterson @MasterMikeson]

@snackdad3000 @kerrycun No need to bring the lord into this

[Mike Masterson @MasterMikeson]

Kinda looks like @TedSchumer

[Mike Masterson @MasterMikeson]

@mosherski Why would anyone give her the hammer

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

i wasnt paying those loans anyways!!! fuck you!!!