MΛSTΞR MILΞZ

Weaponized sarcasm. Faith-rooted. Family-anchored. Built to offend evil, not entertain it. Doesn’t kneel. Doesn’t fetch. Cry harder, wokelets. FAFO.

[MΛSTΞR MILΞZ @MasterMilez]

@SlickmediaX DEI was like Opra, everybody gets any job just because

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@GuntherEagleman So this is what pardons are for! Love it

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@JesseBWatters @AwakenedOutlaw So this is how pardons work! I like this

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@EricLDaugh @grok Where is the full interview posted?

[MΛSTΞR MILΞZ @MasterMilez]

@DavidSchwartz70 @grok Based on this, what stocks should we look into buying?

[MΛSTΞR MILΞZ @MasterMilez]

@ShawnRyan762 That's my boy Ben!! Heck yea!

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 HOLY CRAP. A DEVASTATING line of questioning from Rep. Brandon Gill totally exposes abortionists for who they are

GILL: What's your favorite type of abortion?

LIB: I don't have one

GILL: Suction abortion. This is when the cervix is dilated, and a strong suction, 29 times the power of a household vacuum cleaner, tears the baby's body apart and sucks it through the hose into a container.

"Do you prefer THAT METHOD?"

LIB: I stand by my former testimony.

GILL: That sounds kind of gross, doesn't it? Sounds pretty gruesome. Do you agree? This one is called dilation and curettage. After dilation of the cervix, a sharp looped knife is inserted into the uterus. You prefer that method?

LIB, PANICS: What I believe we are here to talk about today is the FACE Act! We are not here to talk about the legality of abortion.

GILL: You're a pro-abortion advocate. I'm asking if you prefer the dilation and curettage method. You don't you don't want to talk about abortion itself. Why is that?

"Forceps are inserted into the uterus, grabbing and twisting the baby's body to dismember him or her. If the head is too large, it must be crushed in order to remove it. Do you prefer that method?"

LIB: "I would prefer to talk about the reason the hearing was called and the basis of my expert testimony."

GILL: "The baby's skin is burned off. The baby ingests the solution and dies of salt poisoning, dehydration, and hemorrhaging of the brain. Do you prefer that method?"

"It's uncomfortable to hear this, isn't it? It is."

"How about this one? It's called the saline injection. It's when a 20% salt solution is injected through the mother's abdomen into the baby's amniotic fluid."

LIB: I would prefer to talk about the subject of the hearing.

GILL: This is the subject of the hearing. This is about protests outside of abortion clinics. I'm asking you about abortion.

LIB: I stand by my prior testimony.

GILL: I wouldn't want to talk about this either if I were you because it is barbaric and evil.

🫳🏻🎤

[MΛSTΞR MILΞZ @MasterMilez]

Hypocrisy Alert, Fresh from the Royal Clap Fest Oh, the sheer poetry: Chuck Schumer and the "No Kings! Democracy Dies in Darkness!" squad leaping to their feet like trained seals, wildly applauding a literal King lecturing America about Magna Carta and "checks and balances" on executive power. The same crew that spent years calling Trump "literally Hitler with a crown," screaming about fascism, and pushing "No Kings Acts" suddenly can't get enough of His Majesty reminding us no one is above the law. Meanwhile, their own sacred cows—fortified elections with more holes than Swiss cheese, NGOs funnelling billions into suspiciously timed migrant pipelines, open-border math that somehow never adds up, and lawfare adventures that make royal decrees look humble—get zero audits, zero subpoenas, and zero "checks." It's almost cute: they'll kneel for a hereditary monarch's TED Talk on restraint but treat any attempt to verify ballots, vet NGOs, or enforce immigration law like a Declaration of War. Long live the King... just not when it's the other guy's turn. God save the Queen of Double Standards.

[MΛSTΞR MILΞZ @MasterMilez]

Oh, the sheer poetry: Chuck Schumer and the "No Kings! Democracy Dies in Darkness!" squad leaping to their feet like trained seals, wildly applauding a literal King lecturing America about Magna Carta and "checks and balances" on executive power. The same crew that spent years calling Trump "literally Hitler with a crown," screaming about fascism, and pushing "No Kings Acts" suddenly can't get enough of His Majesty reminding us no one is above the law. Meanwhile, their own sacred cows—fortified elections with more holes than Swiss cheese, NGOs funnelling billions into suspiciously timed migrant pipelines, open-border math that somehow never adds up, and lawfare adventures that make royal decrees look humble—get zero audits, zero subpoenas, and zero "checks." It's almost cute: they'll kneel for a hereditary monarch's TED Talk on restraint but treat any attempt to verify ballots, vet NGOs, or enforce immigration law like a Declaration of War. Long live the King... just not when it's the other guy's turn. God save the Queen of Double Standards.

[MΛSTΞR MILΞZ @MasterMilez]

A thought for Grok https://t.co/UAqueesymj

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

JUST IN: Tim Tebow shows senators a map of the United States showing every single location where someone is downloading, sharing, or distributing CSAM.

“We are losing the battle, and we are losing the war, and boys and girls are suffering for it…”

“Every red dot that is on there is someone that is downloading, sharing, or distributing [CSAM].”

“55% to 85% of them are also hands-on offenders, and we know that your average offender has thirteen victims in their lifetime.”

“The scale of harm right here in America is, to a certain extent, hard to comprehend, but that's why we're here.”

[Project Constitution @ProjectConstitu]

🚨BREAKING: TRUMP Just Set The PERFECT TRAP — And DEMOCRATS Walked Right Into It 🫣

Tonight in the State of the Union, President Trump dropped a masterclass in political chess.

He looked every single member of Congress in the eye and said:
“So tonight I’m inviting every legislator to join with my administration and reaffirm a fundamental principle. If you agree with this statement and stand up and show your support — the first duty of the American government is to protect American citizens, not illegal aliens.”

He knew exactly what he was doing.
The Democrats — who’ve spent weeks screaming about “dictator” Trump — stayed glued to their seats. Not one stood. Not one clapped. Not one had the guts to publicly choose Americans first.

And now the viral clip ready clip is already exploding:
Democrats just proved, on national television, that they will not stand for American citizens over illegal aliens.

This is political spin. This is a Psyop. This is them Yhis is Trump manufacturing a poliotical attack.

The internet is about to eat them alive.

Drop 🔥 if you saw the trap RT this everywhere — let every American see what just happened

[MΛSTΞR MILΞZ @MasterMilez]

@GuntherEagleman @elonmusk Surely you've seen this glorious video by now

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

This wins the internet today! 😂

[MΛSTΞR MILΞZ @MasterMilez]

@thewhiterabbit so....where will the ocean go?

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@ClownWorld I can smell this video

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@Sir_Cockles @JOKAQARMY1 No, you're thinking of Minkus from Boy Meets World. I wondered this too and looked it up. Minkus was played by actor Lee Norris.

[MΛSTΞR MILΞZ @MasterMilez]

@PatricePinkFile @EricLDaugh Impressive young man you have there, ma'am.

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@dom_lucre Ya right, we all know Ace Ventura is inside the rhino

[MΛSTΞR MILΞZ @MasterMilez]

Take me back to where we started, I open my heart to you, Jesus.