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Clinically proven ways of curbing your enthusiasm for punching someone in the nards!

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You're inside a dream. And like a dream, you won't remember this.

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2 ppl on Victoria 20 bus around 11 pm having hack coughing contest. Went on for a while. Don't know if they are sick. Could be contagious even if they have no symptoms.

#COVID19

@TransLink

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Playing a game on my phone. The guy you're supposed to shoot looks like #Trump. After you hit him, it lets out a yelp and, 70% of the time, it sounds like him! #Satisfying

#MrBullet

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The satisfaction of shutting a bully down. All I saw was a piece of shit who wanted to have power over another person by threats of violence. So I treated him like the shit he was. I think I hurt his feelings.
#Satisfaction

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Just saw ep5. Mind blowing!!!
👏🏻
#TheHauntingofHillHouse

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Can honestly say #LifeCereal is sugar flavored. To clarify: it taste like white sugar!!!!

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Last season got 100% on Rotten Tomatoes! It has so much going for it. I wanna see more!

Why is Santa Clarita Diet cancelled????

@Netflix

#SaveSantaClaritaDiet
#SantaClaritaDiet

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There were a lot of unanswered questions in the series finalé of Game of Thrones

_ like, what is Sandor short for?

Sand the door???

#GameofThrones

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The breakfast of champions!

#GameOfThrones

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I'm pretty sure the character of Kelso from #That70sShow went on to star in the 1980s movie #FlashGordon (the one with #Queen doing the soundtrack). I think that's why I like the movie.

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Rewatching finalé cuz I actually liked the ep.

I think the final season was divided into two pay-off episodes which were both preceded by 2 set-up episodes. So basically the final season relied on 2 strong episodes in the season to pull off a fitting farewell.

#GameOfThrones

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#GameOfThronesfinale

It's not the best or the worst series finale I've seen.

So many drama queens saying it's the worst finale, ever.

Drama queens 👈#SMH!!!!

#GameOfThrones #GOT #GOTFinale

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Watching Tom Cruise kick ninja ass is really bizarre.

#nw #TheLastSamurai

#MassiveSuspensionOfDisbelief

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@julietted80 How about Doorstop?

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Just finished watching #RockNRollHighSchool (1979). It was obviously written by someone whose never been to high school or ever been laid - it's quite possible it was written by a 12 year old virgin.

Well, good for him! 👏🏻

#DumbestMoviesOfAllTime

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Watching s03e24 of #StarTrek (1969). #TurnaboutIntruder

Fake Captain Kirk reminds me of Trump, and the real Captain Kirk reminds me of Obama, or just basically anyone whose competent as a chief and commander! Lol!!!!!

#FAIL!

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@lee_baines Thanks

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Finally got the sony wh1000 xm3 noise canceling headphones a few hours ago! Noise canceling on these headphones are better than bose! They sound great. No hiss - it's like you're in a recording booth! 🎧 😁

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Wanted a closed back headphone. Yesterday, after hearing great audiophile reviews about these headphones, I had to have them! Found them in the store - the only pair! I Got them! #VICTORY!!! 🎧

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@AndyRichter "Can't Get it Out of My Head" by ELO - when I realized it's about a man dying on a beach after a robbery gone wrong and was living out a death dream. The song was in the soundtrack of a 70s bank hiest movie?? (I think. don't remember)
The song name is ELO's attempt at humor?????

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#ResignTrump and make America great again! Hehehe