𝐒𝐤𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐨𝐫 (Parody)

The legend and the myth of the Bone Soldier is just beginning, watch on in awe as the future is written. #ParodyAccount

[𝐒𝐤𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐨𝐫 (Parody) @MasterOfBones]

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐒𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐫
[𝘛𝘢𝘪𝘫𝘪 𝘐𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘪]

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“𝐍𝐞𝐰, 𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝, 𝐑𝐄𝐁𝐎𝐑𝐍.”

#HouseOfBullets

[𝐒𝐤𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐨𝐫 (Parody) @MasterOfBones]

The boner is forever strong.

[𝐒𝐤𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐨𝐫 (Parody) @MasterOfBones]

We are in some really strange times.

[𝐒𝐀𝐕𝐀𝐆𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 -Parody- @SoulBoundSavage]

It’s time.

[𝐒𝐤𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐨𝐫 (Parody) @MasterOfBones]

Well……hell froze over.

[𝐒𝐤𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐨𝐫 (Parody) @MasterOfBones]

I am what you call…. SPOOKY!
SCARY!
SKELETON!

[𝙇𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙍𝙤𝙘𝙠’𝙉 𝙍𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙖 (Parody) @DementedBlade]

Hell raisers.

[𝐒𝐤𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐨𝐫 (Parody) @MasterOfBones]

And let me take a damn nap, I’m begging you.

[𝐒𝐤𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐨𝐫 (Parody) @MasterOfBones]

6x GHC Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Champ
3x GHC Junior Heavyweight Champ
3x IWGP Junior Heavyweight Champ
3x IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Champ

Put some damn respect on my name.

[𝐒𝐤𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐨𝐫 (Parody) @MasterOfBones]

Right?! I thought this was common knowledge!!

[Handsome Silverhand | Parody @AnAceReborn]

Everyone knows a boner should always be prepared in advanced

[𝐒𝐤𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐨𝐫 (Parody) @MasterOfBones]

The boner was definitely not prepared.

[Handsome Silverhand | Parody @AnAceReborn]

No one should jump the boner unless youre prepared

[𝐒𝐤𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐨𝐫 (Parody) @MasterOfBones]

I keep getting jumped, why does everyone hate the boner. 🤕

[𝐒𝐀𝐕𝐀𝐆𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 -Parody- @SoulBoundSavage]

We still run the world.

[𝐒𝐤𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐨𝐫 (Parody) @MasterOfBones]

@tacitumbra True, I really need some time to rest and heal first.

[𝐒𝐤𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐨𝐫 (Parody) @MasterOfBones]

I did not win….i am sad. 😔

[𝐒𝐤𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐨𝐫 (Parody) @MasterOfBones]

@tacitumbra It doesn’t matter now, I lost. 😞

[𝐒𝐤𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐨𝐫 (Parody) @MasterOfBones]

@tacitumbra I tried really hard. 😔