Master of Poe

tripping over the line between genius and insanity

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@Quadcarl White Trash Taco

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@daviddunn177 Not a damn thing

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@OurProgressive Lettuce give thanks for the fire

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@SecretaryBurgum Go to hell, ya frickin douchebag. This arch celebrating a piece of crap draft dodger is pure DISRESPECT to all soldiers buried at Arlington.

Fuck you and FUCK PRESIDENT BONE SPURS.🖕🖕

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@WhiteHouse You stole it by invading their country, and now
Brag about it?

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@WhiteHouse The Grim Reaper has taken out three Home Alone 2 stars this year.

Trump was in Home Alone 2.

Reaper’s got time for a 4th…

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@Zara_588 Captain Nemo
Captain Picard
Captain Jack Sparrow
Captain Hook
Captain America
Captain Planet
Captain Marvel
Captain Obvious
…it’s not that difficult

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@WhiteHouse FUCK TRUMP🖕🖕

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@LakeShowYo Wasn’t the dude on the left one of Zod’s buddies in Superman II??

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@Damaan4u33 A

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@WhiteHouse Donald Trump is a complete piece of shit, and all his “changes” will be reversed when he’s gone. Just rooting for him to have that massive coronary so we don’t have to wait another two years. He’s a total embarrassment to this country. FUCK DIAPER DONNIE!!🖕🖕

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@fredrick_siame @jonathanlupand0 That’s why it’s getting so much repeat business

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@jonathanlupand0 Not really…it’s great, but Brand New Day is even better.

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@Sofia50020Sofia Gone in 60 Seconds
Lord of War
National Treasure
Raising Arizona
Face/Off

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@ImmortanZit @TMZ Nothing to be arrested for. Trans Women DO NOT belong in women’s sports, because they have natural advantages due to being biologically male. That’s not hate, it’s science.

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@TheGasStovee Trans women are NOT biological women. They are biologically male, which gives them advantages over biological women when it comes to sports. Having that advantage, they should never be allowed to take the place of a biological female.

That’s not trans phobic. It’s common sense.

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@SepzenoOfficial Justice League

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@MysterySolvents She’s thinking about how hard it is to swallow Trump’s dry load

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@wynneflh Stool.

Not “a stool”.

Just stool.

💩

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