Matt, the Radar Technician (Def. not Kylo Ren)

S̶u̶p̶r̶e̶m̶e̶ ̶L̶e̶a̶d̶e̶r̶. Radar Technician. Master of tantrums. Broody. (Event) | Not Crylo Ren. | #StarWarsRP #Parody

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[Matt, the Radar Technician (Def. not Kylo Ren) @MasterOfTantrum]

Hi. I’m Matt. I’m a radar technician and I'm very, very good at what I do.

My job is to keep the radar systems running, consoles operational and the entire base from falling apart. It's highly technical work. You probably wouldn't understand most of it.

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[Matt, the Radar Technician (Def. not Kylo Ren) @MasterOfTantrum]

Hux.

More like Sux.

Lmao.

[Matt, the Radar Technician (Def. not Kylo Ren) @MasterOfTantrum]

@AdaMary65492471 He doesn't invite-! *Groans under his breath*

Kylo Ren would never do such a thing.

[Matt, the Radar Technician (Def. not Kylo Ren) @MasterOfTantrum]

A buddy of mine saw Kylo Ren take his shirt off in the shower and he said that Kylo Ren had an 8-pack.

That Kylo Ren is shredded.

[Matt, the Radar Technician (Def. not Kylo Ren) @MasterOfTantrum]

@ArmitageHux4 *Grumbling*

He just needs an outlet for his... power. Kylo Ren is just so powerful, he doesn't know what to do with all of that might.

He works so hard, too!

[Matt, the Radar Technician (Def. not Kylo Ren) @MasterOfTantrum]

@AdaMary65492471 What. No- That's not what I--.... You know what? Sure.

[Matt, the Radar Technician (Def. not Kylo Ren) @MasterOfTantrum]

Have you heared the good news about our Lord and saviour Supreme Leader Kylo Ren?

[Matt, the Radar Technician (Def. not Kylo Ren) @MasterOfTantrum]

@AdaMary65492471 Kylo Ren can be a very generous man, you see. He's great, isn't he!?

[Matt, the Radar Technician (Def. not Kylo Ren) @MasterOfTantrum]

Exactly. EXACTLY!!

Wait... you're agreeing, Hu- I mean General?

[Matt, the Radar Technician (Def. not Kylo Ren) @MasterOfTantrum]

♡ this to receive a greeting card from Kylo Ren.

[Matt, the Radar Technician (Def. not Kylo Ren) @MasterOfTantrum]

This is your daily reminder that Kylo Ren is the best.

I mean have you seen him?

[Matt, the Radar Technician (Def. not Kylo Ren) @MasterOfTantrum]

I think Kylo Ren should be on every single recruitment poster.

[Matt, the Radar Technician (Def. not Kylo Ren) @MasterOfTantrum]

@AdaMary65492471 Oh.

No. Not yet...

I'll personally tell him.

Thank you, citizen. Kylo Ren will be very pleased.

[Matt, the Radar Technician (Def. not Kylo Ren) @MasterOfTantrum]

Kylo Ren is a good person.

He gives out cards to those he hurt to apologise.

[Matt, the Radar Technician (Def. not Kylo Ren) @MasterOfTantrum]

*Storms off to grab his lightsaber and slices into consoles*

*SCREAMING*

[Matt, the Radar Technician (Def. not Kylo Ren) @MasterOfTantrum]

*Goes to pick up his toolbox, noticing the "wet" spot, and frowns*

Huh? What the...

*Touches the spot*

........

KRIFF!

WHO DID THIS??

THIS IS BULLYING!

[Princess Millicent 'Millie' Hux @PrincessOfTheFO]

*Pees into @MasterOfTantrum's toolbox*

[Ω @xSolarEngineer]

I honestly had no idea that they were related.

But now that I think about it― they both like wearing black and wearing hats.

It must be genetic!

[Matt, the Radar Technician (Def. not Kylo Ren) @MasterOfTantrum]

(Cosplay by xo.daisy.xo on Instagram)

https://t.co/LtGCXKWSmj

[Matt, the Radar Technician (Def. not Kylo Ren) @MasterOfTantrum]

Kylo Ren is the galaxy's most handsome man.

#SeductiveSunday

[Matt, the Radar Technician (Def. not Kylo Ren) @MasterOfTantrum]

*To a nonexistent camera*

What Omega said there really struck a nerve with me.

My grandfather is the source of my inspiration and I really can't say something when he is praised. Even if he trash-talked me.

[Ω @xSolarEngineer]

I seriously hate Kylo Ren and his tiny First Order.

At least Vader had a sense of style.