MC ToastMaster

Just your average YouTuber wannabe MC ToastMaster here, up on Twitter. Bet you didn't see this one coming, cause it was different to what you were expecting.

[MC ToastMaster @MasterOfToast]

My teeth are gonna be left intact, and that's just not okay

[MC ToastMaster @MasterOfToast]

Nobody told me Mark was married before

[ACTOR mark @thereal_actor]

i’m moving on from my ex wife. new year, new me.

[MC ToastMaster @MasterOfToast]

I could be playing TABG with RussianBadger right now, instead I'm just sitting here contemplating how I'm even gonna get a video out

[MC ToastMaster @MasterOfToast]

Don't have anything interesting to say at the moment. So have these Grapefruit flavored things.

[MC ToastMaster @MasterOfToast]

How do I YouTuber correctly?

[MC ToastMaster @MasterOfToast]

Screw this, I'm going to McDonald's.

[MC ToastMaster @MasterOfToast]

Being new to Twitter sucks. Could someone please give me some tips so I don't lose it trying to figure it out myself?