JIRAIYA

parody account

[JIRAIYA @MasterPervSage]

( 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘛𝘖𝘈𝘋 𝘚𝘈𝘎𝘌 )

21+ 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘦 . 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘺 & 𝘱𝘭𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 . 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘭'𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 . 𝘦𝘳𝘢 𝘧𝘭𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦 .

— 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘸 —

[JIRAIYA @MasterPervSage]

Of course, he's smiling at the drawing and taking a long look at it. Possibly tearing up.

Planting one hand one top of her head, leaning down to her level.

"Oh, Sol... I wish I could've stayed to see you grow this much... I even had a little gift for you.."

[JIRAIYA @MasterPervSage]

Yelp- now he's on the ground, patting her head with a smile.

"There you are."

[JIRAIYA @MasterPervSage]

Finally returned to the village.

Oh shit it's Christmas Eve 😶

[JIRAIYA @MasterPervSage]

@NotAnyonesHero_ Yeah, I'll see you next time, kid.

[JIRAIYA @MasterPervSage]

@NotAnyonesHero_ That's not even the right phrase. Look kid, if you came to me for advice you're way out of luck. So unless you're coming for training, I can't help you.

[JIRAIYA @MasterPervSage]

@NotAnyonesHero_ Yeah, I don't have love troubles cause I don't bother with love. Simple.

[JIRAIYA @MasterPervSage]

@NotAnyonesHero_ It's always love troubles.

[JIRAIYA @MasterPervSage]

@NotAnyonesHero_ You're always having Sasuke trouble.

[JIRAIYA @MasterPervSage]

@NotAnyonesHero_ What did you do now?

[JIRAIYA @MasterPervSage]

Picking up his daughter and over the shoulder she goes.

"I found a new place to do research. You gotta see it."

[𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚘𝚗𝚎 @c0rruptedwisdom]

https://t.co/ZdJyd8e5sr

PLEASE RT THIS

If you guys have your dm’s open for anyone to message you, I suggest you change your settings for a while.

There’s someone
( @/TheRapistClown )
Going around harassing people.

If they bother you, please let me know —

[𝘒𝘜𝘚𝘏𝘐𝘕𝘈 𝘜𝘡𝘜𝘔𝘈𝘒𝘐 @KitsuneOfLeaf]

( 𝘏𝘖𝘛 𝘉𝘓𝘖𝘖𝘋𝘌𝘋 𝘏𝘈𝘉𝘌𝘕𝘌𝘙𝘖 )

21+ 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘦 . 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘺 𝘰𝘳 𝘱𝘭𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 . 𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘭'𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘮'𝘴 . 𝘦𝘳𝘢 𝘧𝘭𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘺𝘢𝘭

— 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘰 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘸 —

[JIRAIYA @MasterPervSage]

Crawling back into his coffin.

[JIRAIYA @MasterPervSage]

@NotAnyonesHero_ That's how you cure it. Frog in the mouth.

[JIRAIYA @MasterPervSage]

Fine, but put sasuke in a room with a girl who likes him for five minutes. See how long that lasts.

[ً @himenamekuji]

We might as well get Orochimaru a puppy that he’s not allowed to experiment on and see which one of you can ruin a nice thing faster.

[JIRAIYA @MasterPervSage]

Wait a minute

[JIRAIYA @MasterPervSage]

Exactly.

[ً @himenamekuji]

The last time I did that, Sakura couldn’t work for 9 months after.