Theodore Masters Peterson

No longer loving father of any kids. (No. Aaron doesn't count.)
The one, the only, the original.

parody(?)

[Theodore Masters Peterson @MastersPeterson]

I ran over a traffic cone since I mistook it for that roth kid

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The universal neighbor device

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@TedMPeterson This is some bum ass shit.

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People LOVE TED M. PETERSON! I understand now. YOU ALL WANT TO BE ME! And dress up as me... with my face. SO! I will be making MERCH! ONCE MORE! I WILL BECOME YOUR SOCKS!

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@ravenscouts96 You wear a girl scout uniform so often I believe you even shower in it.

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@Guest_Is_Aaron there's a piece of shit cat in your bag. suckerrrr.

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@tinyBuild @aNichiporchik THANK YOU FOR YOUR GREAT SUPPORT!

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HOODIES! DOLLS! FIGURES! And.. dog tags. Nope no secrets here! NO SECRETS -Not TinyBuild

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@Guest_Is_Aaron Did you get him off of a craigslist ad or something?

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@TedMPeterson No the creepy old pedophile does. Looks like you don't know Raven Brooks well... ODD.

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@TedMPeterson Take off the mask you deformed son of a bitch

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@Guest_Is_Aaron

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I sincerely hope instead of giving each other kisses and hugs, everyone can learn to start violently tearing each other apart. Happy valentines day ♥ to my bitch wife I'm glad shes dead

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*sad not glad

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@A_Peterson1983 I did not raise a pussy, boy.

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@ravenscouts96 kill yourself

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Thank god I am not in my own home, I would not feel safe in it.

[Visitor Crow Man @Guest_Is_Aaron]

@MastersPeterson
Stay Tuned.

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@ravenscouts96 Yes I present the peak male body.

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THEY ARE SENDING CYCLOPES TO MY HOUSE AND THEY ARE STEALING EVERYTHING I OWN. THIS IS WORSE THAN THE TIME THOSE KIDS BUILT GIANT MACHINES TO RUN ME OVER WITH

did that actually happen?

[Theodore Masters Peterson @MastersPeterson]

@Guest_Is_Aaron @ravenscouts96 He's stealing everything I have to pawn it off and go to a casino. Don't get me wrong, I'd do the same. Just annoying when you're at the short end of it.