Ralph Wiggum

I am a boy! I like to eat paste. I love Lisa Simpson!

[Ralph Wiggum @MasterWiggum]

I saw a urinal outside today. It had pennies and fish in it!

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Crayon sandwiches are yummy!

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Where do old people come from?

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@jordantheodore1 Hi mommy!

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My imaginary friend thinks you're stupid!

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Is the Easter bunny coming yet?

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@misswatego No Mommy won't let me use the phone after I accidentally called the nice man who wasn't really nice. :(

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@Ghausia Yes!

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Melted crayons make me sad.

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@SaxGirl01 Hi!

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I like toy trucks! But then they run over me then I don't like then anymore. :(

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Where do worms come from?

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@bartsimpson_tr They do!

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Daddy won't let me play with markers anymore. I guess he didn't want his police hat colored purple...

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Oops. Got to get new undies again.

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I want to be a scratch 'n sniff sticker when I grow up.

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For Christmas I want some paste, new crayons, and to not wet my bed anymore.

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I lost a toy in my sandbox. It went in the deep end just like the kitty.

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I'm a furniture!

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I'm thankful for my Mommy, Daddy, paste, rubber sheets, and wiggle puppy!