Mighty Masticators

The one and only Mighty Masticators, a foosball organization that is part of the Regan-Stevenson Foosball League (RSFL) Home of Orifice, Orifice Jr, and #theSac

[Mighty Masticators @MasticatorsRSFL]

After an exciting series, the @Schnitzels_RSFL shutout the @DosXX_RSFL 5-0 to win the first ever second RSFL World Foosball Classic Championship #RSFL #Champions #WorldFoosballClassic #FPD #BuzzSucks

[RSFL @RSFL_1]

Who do you have moving on to the #WorldFoosballClassic on tonight’s edition of #Primetime #Thursday #Night #Playoff #Semifinal #Foosball ? #CouldaHadaV8 #TheSac #BuzzSucks #DidIUseEnoughHashtags

[Fire Phoenix Dragons @FPDStanley]

@Flames_RSFL bring back sniper! Let the man play!

[Mighty Masticators @MasticatorsRSFL]

"HUT HOY HOOO!" -@Flames_RSFL head coach #flameslive #BuzzSucks

[RSFL @RSFL_1]

The Mighty Masticators clinch their first ever RSFL postseason series victory with a 10-7 win over the WWB. Orifice scores 12 in the series. They march on to the semifinals to play the winner of @DosXX_RSFL and @Flames_RSFL

[RSFL @RSFL_1]

The White Wall Breakers give up another late lead while the Orifice family 1-2 punch put up 9 goals in a 12-10 victory. The @MasticatorsRSFL look to clinch the series in game 4! #CharlieDidSept11 #TheSac #OrificeFamilyBusiness

[RSFL @RSFL_1]

Charlie gets the triple visortrick (6 goals!) but the defense can’t hold on as Sacagawea leads the comeback effort to take a 2-0 series lead after the 12-10 win! #TheSac

[Schnitzels @Schnitzels_RSFL]

#BuzzSucks

[Mighty Masticators @MasticatorsRSFL]

After team doctors giving up and taking him to see "real" doctors, #MightyMasticators SF Jimothy has been diagnosed with 5 broken ribs, 6 breaks in his left leg, a shattered right arm, 3 broken vertebrae, and a mild concussion. He is expected to return to practice later this week

[Mighty Masticators @MasticatorsRSFL]

@RSFL_1 As the @FPDStanley so kindly pointed out, our team doctors are not actually real doctors, so they are still working around the clock to figure out the injuries. We trust that Jimothy is still in the best hands with our doctors

[Mighty Masticators @MasticatorsRSFL]

#MightyMasticators alternate captain Jimothy out indefinitely after being trampled by the horses of his wife and 17 kids early Thursday morning. Team doctors have not yet disclosed the injuries he sustained

[Mighty Masticators @MasticatorsRSFL]

Orifice on being the 2nd seed team for the playoffs: "Smittywerbenjagermanjensen. He was number 1!" #TheSac #BuzzSucks #RSFLPlayoffs2017

[Mighty Masticators @MasticatorsRSFL]

Very ashamed of the @FPDStanley for their lack of a twitter profile picture. Sad!
#TheSac #Harroldline #BuzzSucks

[RSFL @RSFL_1]

Today is the day! Who are you looking forward to watching in the RSFL Thanksgiving Foosball Extravaganza Bonanza? #BuzzSucks #Harroldline #CayckAnneBalls #TheSac #FlyTheÑ #CharlieDid9/11 #DosXXNeedAHashtag #SoDoTheWhiteWallBreakers #RSFLThanksgivingBonanza

[RSFL @RSFL_1]

Who is tuning in to the #RSFLThanksgivingBonanza in two weeks? #BuzzSucks #FlyTheÑ #TheSac #CayckAnneBalls

[RSFL @RSFL_1]

@MasticatorsRSFL take down the @scubasteves_1 in four straight games, moving them back into the #2 slot in the season standings #TheSac

[Mighty Masticators @MasticatorsRSFL]

A solid series win over @scubasteves_1 led by the dominant Orifice fam #BuzzSucks