Woppenheimer

don't get lost in the sauce

[Woppenheimer @Mastr_Splinter]

just saw return of the mack was trending, so I’m just gonna leave this here

[Pusha & Malice @clipse]

LET GOD SORT EM OUT
Out now!!
https://t.co/TX69PT1bfI

[Kevin Hall @KevinH_PhD]

After 21 years at my dream job, I’m very sad to announce my early retirement from the National Institutes of Health. My life’s work has been to scientifically study how our food environment affects what we eat, and how what we eat affects our physiology. Lately, I’ve focused on unravelling the reasons why diets high in ultra-processed food are linked to epidemic proportions of chronic diseases such as diabetes and obesity. Our research leads the world on this topic.

Given recent bipartisan goals to prevent diet-related chronic diseases, and new agency leadership professing to prioritize scientific investigation of ultra-processed foods, I had hoped to expand our research program with ambitious plans to more rapidly and efficiently determine how our food is likely making Americans chronically sick.

Unfortunately, recent events have made me question whether NIH continues to be a place where I can freely conduct unbiased science. Specifically, I experienced censorship in the reporting of our research because of agency concerns that it did not appear to fully support preconceived narratives of my agency’s leadership about ultra-processed food addiction.

I was hoping this was an aberration. So, weeks ago I wrote to my agency’s leadership expressing my concerns and requested time to discuss these issues, but I never received a response. Without any reassurance there wouldn’t be continued censorship or meddling in our research, I felt compelled to accept early retirement to preserve health insurance for my family. (Resigning later in protest of any future meddling or censorship would result in losing that benefit.) Due to very tight deadlines to make this decision, I don’t yet have plans for my future career.

The NIH has been a wonderful place because it allows scientists to take risks, form unique collaborations, and do studies difficult to conduct elsewhere. I’m proud of what we’ve accomplished and I’m fortunate to have had such wonderful colleagues and scientific collaborators. I hope to someday return to government service and lead a research program that will continue to provide gold-standard science to make Americans healthy.

[Woppenheimer @Mastr_Splinter]

LFGGGGGGGGGG

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Bear down: Chicago is finalizing a deal to hire Lions offensive coordinator Ben Johnson as its next head coach, sources tell ESPN. Bears are getting their man.

[carl @CarlsBeef]

The Bears aren’t that far away:

- new owner
- new president
- new gm
- new coach
- new stadium
- at least 3 offensive linemen
- new OC
- new DC
- Caleb Williams gets better
- Lions fall off
- Vikings fall off
- Packers change divisions

[Gucci Mane @gucci1017]

Mixtape Out now #GreatestOfAllTrappers link in bio 🐐

[Jeff Eisenband @JeffEisenband]

Thanasis seeing Bronny in the Vegas buffet line at Summer League

[Woppenheimer @Mastr_Splinter]

You know how most people suck at getting up to speed when using on ramps?

Colorado engineers: let’s put stoplights right before people merge on to the interstate, that’ll definitely make things better

[Corey Freedman @corey_cubs]

Scoreboard watching on a Friday night

[JUVENILE @juviethegreat]

My Tiny Desk : https://t.co/mzyEjUmuLX

[Woppenheimer @Mastr_Splinter]

“When the attic is open, pussies is poppin” @jaredsbuzz

[Woppenheimer @Mastr_Splinter]

One of the wildest games of basketball I’ve ever watched

[Woppenheimer @Mastr_Splinter]

I fucking love jimmy butler

[Woppenheimer @Mastr_Splinter]

one of my coworkers walks in and says that he has a case of the Monday’s and all I can think of is the scene from office space

[Woppenheimer @Mastr_Splinter]

gotta love the bulls, they finish right above mediocre and right below good.. if nothing else, they’re consistent

[Woppenheimer @Mastr_Splinter]

scouring the internet for no DJ versions of gucci mixtapes should be the final round of squid games

[🪷Polly Outta Pocket🪷 @SimplySweetP]

LMFAO this is perfect 🎯

[Woppenheimer @Mastr_Splinter]

Costco should just blast Real Big by Mannie Fresh on repeat.. the only place on earth that got me thinking I need 6 pounds of cheese and a drum of grape jelly

[Woppenheimer @Mastr_Splinter]

Shoutout the toll lady who didn’t charge me cause I didn’t have cash.. it’s 2023 and they still run toll stations like fucking pilgrims

[Woppenheimer @Mastr_Splinter]

every time I hear Macklemore I get mad, and I’m not sure if it’s because he sucks or because he won a Grammy over GKMC

[Woppenheimer @Mastr_Splinter]

🙌🏼🙌🏼

[New York Times Arts @nytimesarts]

De La Soul’s first six albums will finally become available on streaming services on Friday, after years of struggles with record companies that have kept its influential catalog largely inaccessible to longtime fans, and invisible to younger audiences. https://t.co/Pid6dm9BkI

[Tony Flo @excusem3flo]

@Mastr_Splinter Right next to the Jesus billboard.

Both can save you