Matteo Road

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This woman made history 🎳

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The human brain can generate enough electricity to power a small light bulb.

And somehow, we still forget why we walked into a room.

Biology is weird.

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GPT-6 Astra began rolling out to a limited number of organizations today and will become available in the coming days to all ChatGPT Plus, Pro, Business, and Enterprise users, as well as through the OpenAI API, Microsoft Azure, and AWS Bedrock

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It is quite an amazing temporal coincidence that they appear the same size from our point of view, and I doubt we appreciate it enough.

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Crooked tree gets removed to make room for straight trees, as they have more uses.
Also crooked tree becomes firewood

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Just make wifi password one time use for one hour and the password will be on the recipe

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I'll be the guy whose falafel stand was pulverised by The Hulk throwing a car at it while trying to fight Loki's space aliens

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I knew someone who openly admitted to defecating in the kettle as he left whatever hotel he was staying in. Needless to say I no longer speak to him or use hotel kettles

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This. This is it. Take the phone away from a shitty employee and he still will be a shitty employee.
Many bosses need to understand that. Either tolerate shitty people or fire them. But don't make new stupid rules because of them.

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Boundaries should be respected...do you want your parents to feel free to open your bedroom door any time they want?

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Labor Day. Sabalenka into the US Open quarters — Noskova next. Anyone else watching that title defense?

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I don't enjoy it as much as I used to

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Labor Day. Alcaraz into the US Open quarters Shelton next. Anyone else hyped for those fireworks?

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Sometimes I want to go out and walk for hours

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Labor Day. Nolan's The Odyssey just hit 10 million tickets in Korea — $1.56B worldwide.

Anyone else still hunting for an IMAX seat?

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Good Morning, Happy Monday

I wish everyone success at work and a fruitful day, and hope you all have a wonderful day.

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Arsenal really did a great job

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The robot weighs 55kg. Bolt weighs 90-100kg. I don't know much about robotics, but shouldn't that be considered ?

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I'm trying to figure out why some accounts actually unfollowed me

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There's a time and place for everything

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So.... For us it was.. no chores done?
No TV
No Nokia brick phone
No leaving the house to go to friends house
No friends over
No Soda
No Snacks
I did a chores embargo one time about 12 years old, lasted about a week.
After that just got up at 700 Am on Saturday and got everything done by 900 am same as sisters and never looked back. Had to mow the lawn take out all trash, sweep the patio and driveway. After that free for an entire week.