Linus Gelber

NYC actor, writer, photographer, short fella. With history in music, travel, books. Dreaming a little dream of you. If I were a candy, I'd be SweeTarts.

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@blindcavefish I heard Netflix is looking for something just like that.

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@MarshaBlackburn Because the emails weren't in her home? Ha! Got it in one. But Marsha, take your time. You'll work it out eventually.

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@StephenKing I saw this guy peeing in the subway the other day. Maybe peeing-in-the-subway guy?

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

(Overhead in Florida)
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The Feds.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Dorothy: We’re not in Kansas anymore.
Abortion rights voters: Oh yes we are.

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Just three more dates to catch Stag & Lion's Much Ado About Nothing - August 4, 5, and 6, and then everyone in Messina can get back to their usual business.

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@DestinyBulletn Batteries Not Included.

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@UplayUbisoft Hi, I can't log in to my account. It updated - I'm an occasional visitor - and is now failing correct Authentication codes.

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Looking for that special someone with that special someone glow. Say about 750 roentgens. Enough to read by at night. #ApocalypsePersonalAds

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You know that thing when you're so tired it hurts, and you still can't sleep? And then you nap for an hour and your brain is all, "Morning!"

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@materialselling What's up?

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@jmrosler Hello! I tweet rarely, and often forget that this toy exists. I never think of you as a follower, to be honest. Always worthwhile.

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@AxyosGames @IndieGala I have five keys purchased on IndieGala and it appears they have been revoked for no reason. Replace them. Now.

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Listening to Low as I wrap up at the Day Job. Thinking how inevitable it is that #TheManWhoFellToEarth just fell off of it. #DavidBowie #bye

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If you love someone, let her go. Especially if you're pretty sure she won't come back, because what were you doing chasing her anyway, hmmm?

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@geminicollision @TheAmyBrenneman True! We struggled with the tabs until we realized that it was improvised over a vamp; a nightly pleasure.

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@geminicollision I played the White Rabbit and the White Knight opposite @TheAmyBrenneman in our summer theater production in college.

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So let me understand this. They are just now noticing that the 140-character thing is silly? Now, in 2016? #newsflash #skyisblue #WTFTwitter

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Ever was it so. https://t.co/EJGCn7fJD8

[WHY MY CAT IS SAD @MYSADCAT]

My cat is sad because he is waving goodbye forever to a pigeon he fell in love with, who couldn't love him back.

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Happy Halloween from your best-fretted villainous nightmares. Occupy Elm Street! #OccupyElmStreet #TakeBacktheFright https://t.co/KF2BiEQBdF