Mateus

[Mateus @Mateus_Rex]

I completely underestimated the power of the long island ice tea last night

[Mateus @Mateus_Rex]

Note:: converse are not winter appropriate shoes
"Its still fall"
GO FUCK YOURSELF

[Mateus @Mateus_Rex]

I feel like my phone knows more about me than I'm comfortable with

[Mateus @Mateus_Rex]

Pharrell - "HAPPY" (Sung in FAMILY GUY Voices): http://t.co/a1YEKb3ZKs

I feel as though more ppl should know about this

[Mateus @Mateus_Rex]

Its waaaaaaay to fucking early to be on a bus....

[Comedy Central Stand-Up @standup]

Your Joke of the Day from @SteveRannazzisi. http://t.co/xN11Bh8z5B

[Mateus @Mateus_Rex]

When I die I just want it to say I was the meta at yugioh on my tombstone

[Mateus @Mateus_Rex]

You know whats fucked.... If they announce the zombie apocalypse on april fools day

[Mateus @Mateus_Rex]

Well my life just made the jump from normal mode to insane mode..., in like 30 seconds

[Mateus @Mateus_Rex]

Aaaand I'm locked out.... great

[Mateus @Mateus_Rex]

Goo goo ga gohan....

[Mateus @Mateus_Rex]

Gets a rediculous amount of movies.... Has no desire to watch any of them

[Mateus @Mateus_Rex]

"@2_Trippyy: How the fuck did the Seahawks lose to the cowboys"
Cause the cowboys are better.... Duh

[Mateus @Mateus_Rex]

@3someswithJesus its an unhealthy amount of useless knowledge

[Mateus @Mateus_Rex]

Never woke up feeling the exact opposite of refreshed before

[Mateus @Mateus_Rex]

Locked out and no one's answering the phone.... Greeeat

[Mateus @Mateus_Rex]

Starts singing Shiny Teeth and Me randomly
..... This is adult

[Mateus @Mateus_Rex]

Ok so..... Guardians of the Galaxy..... Fucking epic

[Mateus @Mateus_Rex]

Paperwork.... So... Much.... Paperwork