Andrew Matey

Lalala

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@JenKBernstein I guess we’ve all looked like hell before. This is as relatable as he gets.

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@elonmusk So legacy admissions to colleges are a no go then?

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@TheRealJG_Bmp @batcountry1980 Don’t forget Evacuation of the West!

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@kalebhorton He’s got some legit tunes in the pop/R&B genre. He did a collab with Afghan Whigs that was…unexpected.

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@HitlerPuncher This is very much something Heston would do/eat.

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EAT. SLEEP. TORTILLA.

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@HitlerPuncher West coast- always on the cutting edge of pizza trends.

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@JenKBernstein I wish I was as good looking as him!

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@ShadowTodd He was initially presented as a folky troubadour but he’s way more interesting than that.

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@kalebhorton I love that the one wife’s ex husband is just referred to as “an unemployed homosexual.”

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@JenKBernstein @siriusxmvolume @TheNotoriousNIK Max Weinberg. 😎

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@kalebhorton Damn, HDS looked old as shit when Sam Kinison was still alive.

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@mattkoppel @Steven_Hyden @oasis What’s Albini’s edge lord take on Oasis?

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@HitlerPuncher Yikes “SOS” by Rihanna.

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@kalebhorton Buddy Holly would be 86. Could have very well been alive.

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@SebGorka Hmm, looks like she did a bad job of teaching her daughter to listen to law enforcement.

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@Poormojo @HitlerPuncher I was going to mention the SF tamale lady.

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@HitlerPuncher Yikes that was uploaded 15 years ago. The P���zone joke has not aged well. It is still splendid.

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@kalebhorton This gives me an idea!