No one:
Absolutely no one:
My waiter, reading the specials:
“Something just came across our menu, Chris, and it’s potentially the best thing I’ve seen and if you have 30 seconds I’d like to read you the specials. We’ve got seared diver scallops with a sweet corn risotto, smoked bacon lardons, pea tendrils, saffron beurre blanc. You can lock it in today for just $42. And Chris, our analysts say in the next six months that price could skyrocket…”
I'm sorry but this is some hometown scorekeeping right here. In no universe should this be called a triple, this is a double and advancing to 3rd on the throw