Mathew Tomas

im the reason the chicken crossed the road.

[Mathew Tomas @MathewTomas1]

@KyleKashuv @ClayTravis There you go, more fitting. After that try InfoWars, they will have you.

You cant call CNN 'fake news' and still want to appear on their airwaves you little dumb sh*t.

Go cry on Fox News. You have lost all credibility.

[Colin Diersing @cdiersing]

when the receipie calls for the tears of exactly four poor children

[Mathew Tomas @MathewTomas1]

@JessicaTarlov You were great. More of this!

https://t.co/y3ojHSCjUD

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

Are you mad about something? I feel like you're mad about something. https://t.co/wzZUuZMf6r

[Eric Holder @EricHolder]

Analyze McCabe firing on two levels: the substance and the timing. We don’t know enough about the substance yet. The timing appears cruel and a cave that compromised DOJ independence to please an increasingly erratic President who should’ve played no role here. This is dangerous

[John O. Brennan @JohnBrennan]

When the full extent of your venality, moral turpitude, and political corruption becomes known, you will take your rightful place as a disgraced demagogue in the dustbin of history. You may scapegoat Andy McCabe, but you will not destroy America...America will triumph over you. https://t.co/uKppoDbduj

[James Comey @Comey]

Mr. President, the American people will hear my story very soon. And they can judge for themselves who is honorable and who is not.

[Mathew Tomas @MathewTomas1]

@chrislhayes And now hes repaying them with firings.

Glorious.

[Jeff Tiedrich [retired account — see bio] @jefftiedrich]

Trump: I eat babies
All rational people: WTF???
Deplorables: GET OVER IT, LIBTARDS
Trump: I never said I eat babies
Deplorables: TRUMP NEVER SAID HE ATE BABIES, LIBTARDS
New York Times: On Subject of Baby-Eating, a Political Minefield for Democrats

[Mathew Tomas @MathewTomas1]

@__mere_mortal__ @DavidCornDC @owillis @ggreenwald Jesus.

[Mathew Tomas @MathewTomas1]

@__mere_mortal__ @DavidCornDC @owillis @ggreenwald

[Mathew Tomas @MathewTomas1]

@TIME Yes.

[Mathew Tomas @MathewTomas1]

@Zigmanfreud Learn from the writing of @allahpundit (who has become insufferable lately with his CNN/@Acosta obsession) and go through the multiple theories and then state you strongly believe yours is the right one.

Dont click bait the idiot Trumpers at the expense of your usual readership

[Mathew Tomas @MathewTomas1]

@Zigmanfreud Thats your headline.

Its something a pro trump lackey would write as the 'evidence' you present can mean many many different things.

You should have used "could be" instead of "is"

[Mathew Tomas @MathewTomas1]

@Zigmanfreud The dossier alleges multiple sexual acts they have kompromat on him on.

Not one.

[Mathew Tomas @MathewTomas1]

@Zigmanfreud COULD BE. USE THAT IN YOUR HEADLINE.

You say it like its the only logical path. I can easily use the same info you have and write an article with "New Book Provides Evidence of Where Trump Golden Showers fascination started". Or .. proof he DOES like golden showers