Mathijs Swarte

I'm an actor living and working in London, originally from Amsterdam. I'm represented by Be Heard Voices and Lee Morgan MGNT.

[Mathijs Swarte @MathijsSwarte]

@virginmedia I see, all good, appreciate your help

[Mathijs Swarte @MathijsSwarte]

@virginmedia This thing has been open/unlocked with the wiring exposed for months. I see loads of them open, all around London. Looks dangerous! Kids are playing around it every day. None of your phone numbers work! I can’t reach anyone at Virgin! Can this be sorted?

[Mathijs Swarte @MathijsSwarte]

@virginmedia On the main road (I posted this reply earlier but responded to a different bit of the thread by accident) But wow 😂 can’t you just send somebody out there who can walk the couple of meters between these cabs to check?

[Mathijs Swarte @MathijsSwarte]

@virginmedia The main road

[Mathijs Swarte @MathijsSwarte]

@virginmedia It is still open today, any idea when this will be resolved?

[Mathijs Swarte @MathijsSwarte]

@virginmedia 153A Peckham Rye, SE15 3UL thank you

[Thark 2017/18 @Thark2017]

We've spooked our last guest and swivelled our final Charleston. A big THANKYOU to all who came to see our show and laughed along with us. We've had a truly magical time.

[Thark 2017/18 @Thark2017]

Just 4 chances left to catch our fruity farce @draytonarmsSW5. MUST END 6TH JAN. BOOK HERE https://t.co/krYyUgqIIV
★★★★ @IThankYouTheatr
★★★★ @NationalStudent
★★★★ @LondonTheatre1
★★★★ @arts_unity
Best Director @OffWestEndCom

[Matthew Parker 🏳️‍🌈 (he/him) @MatthewParker75]

Alright peeps. Final 6 perfs of my show next week. I’m around at every show. Who’s coming for a farcey giggle? https://t.co/IJmBXOATkK

[Matthew Parker 🏳️‍🌈 (he/him) @MatthewParker75]

⚡️ “Best Artistic Director Offie Award 2017”

https://t.co/WzG9wlqBFh

[Thark 2017/18 @Thark2017]

★★★★ "Director Matthew Parker has assembled a very strong cast" @LondonTheatre1
THARK is back with a bang this week for 6 final shows. Catch us @draytonarmsSW5 2-6 Jan. BOOKING: https://t.co/krYyUgqIIV

[Thark 2017/18 @Thark2017]

THARK is back from 2nd Jan! Banish those post-Christmas blues and come frolic with our fruity farce @draytonarmsSW5 2-6 Jan. https://t.co/krYyUgqIIV
★★★★ @IThankYouTheatr
★★★★ @NationalStudent
★★★★ @LondonTheatre1
★★★★ @arts_unity
Best Director @OffWestEndCom

[Thark 2017/18 @Thark2017]

Gosh - it's a two show day over @draytonarmsSW5. Come join us for our ★★★★ @OffWestEndCom award nominated show at 3pm and 7.30pm today. https://t.co/krYyUgqIIV

[Thark 2017/18 @Thark2017]

★★★★ "If you fancy a break from worrying about Christmas, treat yourself and the family to a trip to Thark and sit back, relax and enjoy a fun and highly entertaining evening out." @LondonTheatre1 @draytonarmsSW5.
2 SHOWS TODAY AT 3PM & 7.30PM. Book at https://t.co/krYyUgqIIV

[Mathijs Swarte @MathijsSwarte]

Idea; grab a tube to beautiful Kensington tonight and catch our Offie nominated show! With your ticket you'll get 20% off on food at the Drayton Arms, if that isn't a good night out I don't know what is. Get your tickets here; https://t.co/cmpNiKTn7M @Thark2017

[Timothy Blore @TimBlore1]

Want a break from that last minute Christmas shopping? Pop into @phoenixartistcb and have a laugh and a knees-up with #Alternativity
https://t.co/QeKpUzz6IJ

[Adam Sabatti @AdamSabatti]

So proud of everyone involved @Thark2017 @draytonarmsSW5 hilarious performances & great characters. Go see! @Drama_Studio @MatthewParker75

[Mathijs Swarte @MathijsSwarte]

Join us this week for a show full of joy, pace and hilarity. It bubbles like champagne and its direction was nominated for an Offie! Get your tickets here! https://t.co/cmpNiKTn7M @Thark2017

[Mathijs Swarte @MathijsSwarte]

@Drama_Studio @MatthewParker75 @Thark2017 Congratulations Matthew! Awesome!

[Thark 2017/18 @Thark2017]

Our ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ award nominated show features in the @TimeOutTheatre list of the Best Alternative Christmas Shows in London. How spiffing!

https://t.co/NxfQCTxN3i