Racist Math

I make racist math problems. If jamal ran 80 m until the police caught him,
Prepare to laugh.

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If Jamal went to the farmers market with 2 friends for 1.5 hours, how many watermelons did he get?

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If I keep tweeting, how long will it take me to get to 200 followers?

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If Ali blew up a balloon, how long did it take the police to arrest him for bombing?

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If Ching-lo got 100% on 3 tests in a row, how bad is he at driving?

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If Jerome started to jog at 8:15 and stopped at 10:00, how long was his police chase?

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If Chong-Bell drove to the mall with his daughter, what is amount of time he made her study for her test?

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Jamal went to the market at sunset. If he bought 12 apples, how long did it take for him to disappear?

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If Jamal was going towards the light on his death bed, what is the probability that he was being chased by the cops?

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If Bob saw a floating white object in the dark of his house and screamed "ghost!" what is the percent chance that the black robber ran away?

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If jose got new clothes and wore them to work, how many minutes did it take before they got grass stained all over?

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If Todd painted his truck camoflauge in 2 hours, and had help from his sister, how many times did they make out before he was done?

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If Jerome had 3 plants and watered each of them 3 times daily, how much dirt did he get on his new air Jordan's?

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If chaw walked in on his wife with a man at 4, and filed a divorce the next day at 4, how many times did he sleep with his sister? (wife)

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If Jeremy was walking home from school at 5 mph and he tripped and fell, how long did it take him to realize he had no soul?

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Jerome was walking home and it started to rain. If he had bought 2 umbrellas, then why was he running and hiding them from the cops?

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Jamal walked to the store at noon. If he ran back home through the rain at 2, how much grape koolaid did he steal?