Matilda Edgley

Socialism good, AI bad, #NCFC good (until they're bad at which point I'll have a heart attack)

[Matilda Edgley @MatildaEdgley]

Me, dusting off the Ouija board to raise the spirit of Sondheim: you're going to have to write TWO songs about Trump assassins now!

[Caitlin Cooper @C2_Cooper]

Best plural forms ranked:

1) internal (tours de force, culs-de-sac)
2) ending in -i (magi)
3) is to es (oases)
4) suppletive (people)
5) vowel changes (geese)
6) f to ves (thieves)
7) adding en (oxen)
8) no change (moose)
9) adding es, ies (boxes, babies)
10) adding s

[garvy @garvvee]

I can’t believe trans women are so ashamed of their body that they’d pay thousands of dollars for laser hair removal. I mean think of all the people who would give anything to have laser hair

[Jacob @LFCJacobb]

FUCK

[Ally Fogg @AllyFogg]

Announcer at Hull telling fans that the train back to Manchester has been cancelled, which will be of no interest to the United fans, who will be driving home to Surrey.

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

your honor, juror number 3 has been continually “fujoshiing out” over the, quote, “palpable sexual tension between the defense and the prosecution”. we would like to motion to have her removed and replaced by the alternate

[Grace Robertson 🏳️‍⚧️ @GraceOnFootball]

the first "xG is useful but doesn't tell the whole story" of the season.

Hull played well, then stopped attacking at 2-0. Of course they did. They didn't need to at 2-0. The fact that Man Utd ended with a higher xG doesn't tell us who played better.

[barry @BackseatsmanLFC]

Can't blame United really. There was no precedent for them giving a former player the caretaker role, them impressing, then being given the permanent managerial job, and it backfiring. No one could have predicted this.

[Dylan - birkenstock tan lines era @gideonmack]

I understand they're wrong about the law but even so, does Sex Matters understand that unions are happy to challenge the law?

Before the 40 hour working week, did unions say "unfortunately the law is clear and factory owners are allowed to work us to death"?

[Isaac King 🔎 @IsaacKing314]

Good lord

[Adam @Adz03_]

🤣🤣🤣 have you ever seen a fan base more rattled after the opening day of the season?

[v ｅｅ ⋆˚꩜｡⋆ @MushyStuff__]

my tinfoil hat theory is that there is no McDonald’s worker, but instead feds used some highly unconstitutional way of tracking people.

flock started rolling out shortly after right?

[Harry Pettit 🇱🇧🇵🇸 @HarrygPettit]

The fact that a man who proudly states that white people and Jews are superior races is at the heart of this modern day lynching of a black man says everything about how and why this story went the way it did.

This is who all you journalists and academics killed Jason for.

[Simon de Jever @de_jever]

Ironic really, when you think Toby Young only got into Oxford with his piss poor A-Levels because his old man pulled a few strings. There were people at Bogbrush Poly in the eighties with better grades than the old fraud here.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

My cat doesn't actually sign cards to family and friends. I sign it for him because he can't actually write at all.

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

The economy is in shambles

[November @postoctobrist]

had to bring this tweet up in conversation just now

[Tom Hatfield @WordMercenary]

Rachel Reeves, the actual chancellor was found to have lied on her CV and plagiarised a book and there were not weeks of articles hounding her and we all know why.

[Achmat Akkad @BlackIntifada]

He's a Jewish man who has written extensively about eugenics and believes that Black people aren't smart enough to succeed on their own merit. He chose and stalked Jason Arday because he was Black and refused to accept his success.

[Julia Proofreader @ProofreadJulia]

I know I've posted this before, but I think it's so funny, and there will be some who haven't seen it.

[Robert J Kent @Robertnotts]

Welcome to football without VAR it’s bloody brilliant 🤩 up the #notts