Matindo (Prof)

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[Matindo (Prof) @MatindObwa]

@XivTroy @ElvisgSavage This one wanted to sound intelligent, ukaamua pull out Lovecraft. Low blow, hard tackle. Referee waves play on, VAR not checking. Ayaya😅🙆🏾‍♂️🤣

[Matindo (Prof) @MatindObwa]

@rod_mallo Have you met HUMANS🫪?

[Muchelule's Gun @Dialmaterialist]

For comparison, factoring in the principal and interest, the total lifetime cost of the Talanta stadium will exceed $1.12 billion (KSh 145 billion) 💀

[Matindo (Prof) @MatindObwa]

@mfsvlly You ain't taking prisoners and I'm here for it😌🤝

[Timoshenko @Kianangih]

Ngoni wa Thuita × Gathaiya Dennis impression of Western leaders after The Sifuna Storm😂😂

[Matindo (Prof) @MatindObwa]

@Kianangih This guy must be an honorary luhya🤝😂💯OWEFU

[Matindo (Prof) @MatindObwa]

@jhonte_ I see you're a man of culture as well🤝

[🗿 @jhonte_]

i beg to differ...

[Matindo (Prof) @MatindObwa]

@TeyaKevin It's the fifth and the root note for me😅...magari ziko choir

[Matindo (Prof) @MatindObwa]

@monster0x0000 Hata mimi nikashangaa Wagyu steak inakaa aje with such terrible marbling and fat😅. Games of urban areas

[Kingpin of Kenya @ClintonObonyo]

Boniface mwangi back in the days said this...

[Matindo (Prof) @MatindObwa]

@KeKirwa Unatuona wajinga when we witnessed murders and slaughters with our own eyes? Ngoja uzeeke udanganye your grandchildren

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

I know the covert ops office is smiling, they don't come hardcore than this.
They'll have him snatching souls by end of this year.

[Matindo (Prof) @MatindObwa]

@Dexerto It's the fat non-athletes making these rules, I can already picture them

[Medieval Guerrilla @medievalgore]

@Dexerto Most female thing possible. Decide to wear the most revealing thing allowed for attention, receive said attention and then complain about it. Modern women are insufferable.

[Dipl. Ing MkenyaDaima | Bongani | Mamba | @MkenyaMzi]

Ruto Jameni hata kama nikuiba mbona uchomoke na database mzima jameni, mamayooo check your voters registration guys

[Matindo (Prof) @MatindObwa]

@Mericamemed The Tobey Maguire

[Matindo (Prof) @MatindObwa]

@MagneticNorse Someone didn't watch Skunk-fu

[Matindo (Prof) @MatindObwa]

@georgediano We both know number 1 will be the biggest stumbling block

[Matindo (Prof) @MatindObwa]

@PeterM004 @citizentvkenya One truth I hope you never learn:

No police is good. They follow orders, and sometimes it just works in your favour. Also, no officer will ever be your friend. It'll come time to choose between friendship and orders, the latter always takes precedence.

And it's fine.