Mat Lageman

Professional Failed Actor

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@daniel_knauf @BillMelugin_ Not going to lie, he looks spot on like the guy who handled my order at Arby’s.

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I’m sorry guys, but I have to say it:
It absolutely kills me that the #Pope is a #WhiteSox fan and not a #Cubs fan.

There. I said what I said. Please pray for him.

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@daniel_knauf I will never ever ever ever ever understand ever ever ever ever

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That face you make when listening to a snake oil telemarketer #SOTU

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@charliekirk11 100%

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https://t.co/qiBszvuGZu

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@AmericanoEmily @Bug_Hall I wanted him for confirmation but instead chose Sebastian. Sometimes I think my career would have been better if I had chosen him.

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@GBarsawme Dude. Man. Wow. #LifeCoffee

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@Bug_Hall Or Imperiumvacantist

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@Bug_Hall Praesesvacantist

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Hands. Down.

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That moment when you put on the alternative 80s playlist and the barback, says “Ugh you listen to the shit my dad listens to“
#Sad #CoolDad #ThatOld

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@walkenstein Dude, where is this located?

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Wordle 796 3/6

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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 c’mon. I was robbed.

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@camille_harman Dude. This is discrimination

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@mikelubarsky Meteorite?

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@marcjbecher @WTHRcom @NWSIndianapolis Meteorite?

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@CatholicSat Where is the video for this?

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That moment when notice that your wife fixed her #tomato plant with #DuctTape.

#redneckgardening @ Zionsville, Indiana https://t.co/UdqfnptiMb

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Cherry pie skulls #homemade @ Zionsville, Indiana https://t.co/eFNsTkNMez