Chance Matley

[United States of CanadaOfficial @USCanadaofficia]

BREAKING NEWS @Isla_Chedda racist

[Chance Matley @MatleyChance]

@USCanadaofficia @DaBronxOfficial How will @DaBronxOfficial respond? That’s the question on everyone’s minds tonight.

[Da Bronx Official @DaBronxOfficial]

The French have been spotted in canada #dabronx #minecraft #shitpost

[Da Bronx Official @DaBronxOfficial]

My honest reaction to finding out that a Representative of House Ontanda was seen flying Near Da Bronx While Under The Fluence

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

Trying to fight me is not gonna unfucccck yo girl

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

Being single is cool but I miss having to delete my texts and call logs before going to my girls crib

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

When i start talking in cursive, that’s when you know I’m fucked off.

[Chance Matley @MatleyChance]

“The sober side of sorry ain't a safe place to be, there's a cigarette rolling through the tips of clenched teeth” @zachlanebryan