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Harvard alumni class of 1988 Big believer

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Bread and butter #natgeo

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The man, the myth, the legend.

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Send tim ream and Matt freese to fucking Guantanamo bay

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Just thought how the fuck do you change the temperature on a automated sink?

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Waking up and re seeing the 12 corny drunk texts I sent last night

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Fuck having a job man. I just wanna go drink for July 4th and these fuckers wanna tell me I can’t take off. Guess maybe it’ll only pay off when I have enough change for the stripper in Madrid in 7 months.

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@RandyMarshonMD @Andrew_Nathin Bros the biggest soccer hater cause he just fucking ass 🤣

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@RandyMarshonMD Think i know what sparked this tweet and couldn’t agree more. Cant have a serious match with that playing. Only acceptable time for music is borg golf

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@SirGeefalot Nice girth, hope you broke 95 this time

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The Hamptons are the most performative place of all time. Like dude you don’t need to wear a fucking polo and khakis to get coffee in 85 degree weather.

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@BigRedDoggy_ @ShamsCharania

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@the_thumper1 dads credit card*

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@BigRedDoggy_ Dude it’s the World Cup

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@Jbizzzzyy Money will come back the memories last forever

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@bustaholicplays @JakeMileageHop @ballhazin 100% Disney world fucking unreal. Epcot feeds

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@DixieDan87 He’s doing blow in the Wandos bathroom instead. That’s my fucking qb

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I’m finding it hard to believe why Wisconsin can’t go 11-1 and make the big ten championship this year. Only game I think is a potential loss is notre dame.

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@DixieDan87 Learn kormans room buddy

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@BigRedDoggy_ Fuck u cliff

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Jalen Brunson can have my kids, grandkids, great grandkids.